The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[Notorious B.E.N]

Nobody hates him. It's just curious that there's a kid in the Braves' system who plays the very position the Braves need to fill most and who has been hitting the hell out of the ball, and yet the Braves haven't fast-tracked him at all. Either there's a reason for it or the Braves are stupid. We don't know which yet.

Im staring to lean towards the latter.

 

[TBrown]

She still actually usually goes to classes where she sits there in a giant room full of people in person, which is why the iPad w/ data has been such a big deal for her. She's done a few of those webinar things where she has to sit in her office all day, but I think she thinks that sucks even worse.

Gotcha. I'll be doing that next month (class+iPad) but I prefer being in my office where I can work like normal and just kind of have this on in the background.

 

[TBrown]

Im staring to lean towards the latter.

He can't play defense, he can't run, and he has no power. He certainly has amateur and minor league on base skills, but nothing else. I'm with Verc, I don't hate him, he just probably isn't all that great of a player.

 

[The Orange Pants]

I graduated from Creek Wood

You have my sympathy.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

You have my sympathy.

Lulz. As do you. I graduated '08

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

You have my sympathy.

Shots fired?

Im no expert on Dickson, but it sounded like a shot.

 

[vol2013]

Shots fired?

Im no expert on Dickson, but it sounded like a shot.

Shots are always fired in Dickson

 

[The Orange Pants]

Shots fired?

Im no expert on Dickson, but it sounded like a shot.

It's a vandy and Tennessee type relationship. Them being the little brother.

 

[The Orange Pants]

Shots are always fired in Dickson

Correct. Turn at autozone on Martin Luther king jr boulevard and you never come out.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

It's a vandy and Tennessee type relationship. Them being the little brother.

Pretty accurate. Y'all have owned us in almost every sport. Baseball from '05-08 it was fairly back and forth. We whooped dat azz in football this year tho

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Correct. Turn at autozone on Martin Luther king jr boulevard and you never come out.

You ain't evah lied

 

[The Orange Pants]

You ain't evah lied

Was going to cut down hummingbird one day to get to the shell station. A train blocked the tracks. I did about 125 through the ghetto. It was terrifying.

 

[The Orange Pants]

Lulz. As do you. I graduated '08

12. Had broken elbows so I was walking around in slings. Greatest graduation troll job ever. I looked like a robot.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

12. Had broken elbows so I was walking around in slings. Greatest graduation troll job ever. I looked like a robot.

How the hell did you break both elbows?

 

[The Orange Pants]

How the hell did you break both elbows?

Basketball. Went to rip the rim down on a dunk. It was raining and they were double rims. I was about 8 feet high and parallel to the ground. It didn't end well.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

How the hell did you break both elbows?

Must not have beat the train

 

[TBrown]

Correct. Turn at autozone on Martin Luther king jr boulevard and you never come out.

This is true in every city.

 

[vol2013]

SEC making Nashville men's tourney home | www.ajc.com

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Was going to cut down hummingbird one day to get to the shell station. A train blocked the tracks. I did about 125 through the ghetto. It was terrifying.

Lol. Brave man. My cousin used to deal out there

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Basketball. Went to rip the rim down on a dunk. It was raining and they were double rims. I was about 8 feet high and parallel to the ground. It didn't end well.

Ouch

 

[The Orange Pants]

This is true in every city.

Rosa parks too. Straight to gang bang land.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Rosa parks too. Straight to gang bang land.

Lol Rosa Parks is bad down here too.

 

[TBrown]

Rosa parks too. Straight to gang bang land.

If you're in an unfamiliar city and the street names are states or notable members of the civil rights movement, it's a good bet to turn around and gtfo

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

If you're in an unfamiliar city and the street names are states or notable members of the civil rights movement, it's a good bet to turn around and gtfo

Lulz

 

[The Orange Pants]

Friends dad got us lost in the Nashville ghetto once. There were kids walking around with sawed off shotguns. It was like a scene out of black hawk down.