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[VolPack22]

If the season ended today, your NFC divisional winners would be Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Washington, and Seattle. Pretty sure no living soul had that one on their Bingo card.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

We’re starting a kid that is barely the legal drinking age. He has zero postseason experience other than giving up 3 HR in 2.2 innings vs the Phillies in a game last year. Automatic loss imo lol

Geez, got to start whose available. We ain't winning the Taco anyway. So who cares?

 

[Sea Ray]

LOL ... I didn't draw or make that. I just copy & pasted it.

I wasn't blaming you personally. No worries

 

[chuckiepoo]

A crooked number would be nice.
A Lily as Chuckiepoo refers to them.

Crooked number is 2. A Lily looks like these…3 (overhead curvy number)

 

[chuckiepoo]

…and there’s a Lily…

 

[Sea Ray]

LOL ... I didn't draw or make that. I just copy & pasted it.

Looks like the illustrator is a Phillies guy

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[MAD]

…and there’s a Lily…

 

[chuckiepoo]

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…yeah, baby…

 

[Drewbydoo]

I can’t tell you the last time I tried on an article of clothing?
Hell, I can’t even remember the last time I purchased any??
My wife typically just says, I bought you a new pair of work slacks, a new button up or new boxers.
99.9% of my t-shirts are beer shirts, so there’s that.
I do pick out my own hats and shoes...I’m picky about my hats and my J’s

We are the same, but my roommate Jase is the same size as I am or close enough and he loves clothes and looking preppy, so whenever I want to look nice, I just wear his stuff. For her own reasons, my mom insists that I have a double breasted black suit, a light weight brown suit (shoes, belt etc to match) AND a custom fit tuxedo because we go to corporate events where everyone wears a tux.

Dad and I, "Bond, james Bond" when we have our tuxes on which, I'll admit take on really handsome look when they're tailored to your body.

But day to day you and I are the same, HOWEVER, I do one thing that all my friends ultimately appreciate: Every birthday, Christmas AND Valentines Day I buy all of them a 12 pack of black Dickies socks, some boxers, some boxer trunks and some kind of sleepwear/pajamas.

My mom insisted that she know the measurements of all my friends so she could buy them slacks, jeans, dress shirts, ties, and on and on for their Bdays, Christmas and Valentines Day. I was in charge of buying them something more fun like games or whatever.

Her goal was to spend that money so their parents could easily afford a singular or several big gifts and that our gifts didn't outshine their parent's gifts and she'd work with their parents.

And then, there was me, "I don't really want anything" so that's part of the reason she buys other kids so much stuff.

Doesn't an old pair of jeans or whatever just FEEL better than new stuff? It does IMO.

 

[Drewbydoo]

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Again, at the risk of embarrassing myself is that Haus? (sp)

 

[cobbwebb0710]

I bet Tyreek Hill is wishing he had stayed in Kansas City right about now. Yeah he is making more money but he could have made a lot of money and still been winning Super Bowls. Now he is stuck catching passes from guys named Skylar Thompson and Tyler Huntley

Could be worse, could be moonlighting as a DB if his QB were Will Levis...

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Breathe @MAD , breathe!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Looks like the illustrator is a Phillies guy

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I hate the Phillies as much as the next guy. But I pay no attention to the uniform made.

 

[VolPack22]

Could be worse, could be moonlighting as a DB if his QB were Will Levis...

Well now that I think about it, Mahomes would’ve taken his knee out and ended his season

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Again, at the risk of embarrassing myself is that Haus? (sp)

Geezus ... it's Hoss ... Hoss Cartwright.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

I bet Tyreek Hill is wishing he had stayed in Kansas City right about now. Yeah he is making more money but he could have made a lot of money and still been winning Super Bowls. Now he is stuck catching passes from guys named Skylar Thompson and Tyler Huntley

You left out, getting harassed by Dade county police.

 

[VolPack22]

Geez, got to start whose available. We ain't winning the Taco anyway. So who cares?

We didn’t think we were winning it a few years ago either. Did anyone think Arizona was going to be in the World Series last year?

 

[MAD]

That was a good catch

 

[VolPack22]

You left out, getting harassed by Dade county police.

Mahomes is driving the bus in KC so there’s no need for anyone else to drive lol

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Hoss ... Hoss Cartwright.

I kinda like Haus Cartvight...

 

[Drewbydoo]

Hoss ... Hoss Cartwright.

haha, well I was close but not THAT close. My spelling makes him more German or just straight wrong spelling. I haven't decided yet.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

We didn’t think we were winning it a few years ago either. Did anyone think Arizona was going to be in the World Series last year?

Still gonna beat that dead horse aren't you?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

haha, well I was close but not THAT close. My spelling makes him more German or just straight wrong spelling. I haven't decided yet.

I'd say .... wrong. But not Haus.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

I am dying!!
OB and Drewby are cracking me up.

 

[@1RBFjr]

Here’s an interesting read about colleges. Don’t know why it gives a link without the article’s title:

‘Sorry Harvard, everyone wants to go to college in the south now’:

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