Golf sucks when all you do is put.
I did go with the flip flops, although I didn't go through nearly as much beer as planned. There was a slight overindulgence last night that made beer in today's relatively warm sun not sound particularly appetizing. Tomorrow will be a different matter altogether.
EDIT: Actually, the flip-flop comments are a little misleading. While I wore them in the cart and between the cart in the green, after the second hole I decided to go barefoot on the putting surface. It was surprisingly comfortable, and I am just going to ignore the facts that the greens are treated daily with poisonous chemicals, are probably home to millions of deadly microbes, and sport a fresh layer of goose crap, all of which came in direct contact with my tender feets. I am planning on doing the same tomorrow with much more beer.