Goodbye Forever
Today, my girlfriend and I are traveling to the dreaded city of Memphis. We're going to see the Lakers-Grizz game tomorrow night.
As we all know, Memphis has a 152% murder rate, so this will be my last post on VN. Rest assured, we will be robbed, kidnapped, develop drug addictions, shot, stabbed, and killed within the first two minutes of our arrival. Of course, we will be touring and going to the game as ghosts on account of our decease.
So it's been real VN fam. Bye forever and GO VOLS!