Can I say, "Pictures or it did not really happen" ... or do I just need to live with what my imagination has crafted in my minds eye. Either way, You, sir, have provided me with laughter and delight today!
I also have a feisty wife, but she hates sports.
I took her to a home game in Neyland. She asked if she could bring a book with her into the stadium. I being the loving husband said, "Of course."
On the opening drive and on one particular break away run, the entire stadium, jumped up and was standing and cheering as the RB broke into open field and went for a 30 yard sprint down the field.
I turned to look at her and she is sitting on the bleacher reading her book. I snatched that book out of her hand. NO way she is embarrassing me on national TV!!!
I told her that she could have the book back at half time. She said that she would not need the book during half time as the Tennessee Marching Band was going to be performing and that was really the only thing she came to see. [She was in the color guard. smh ]
That was the only time I took her to a game .... now, I take my daughter! :^)))))