The Official Tennessee vs Texas A&M Round 1 SEC Tourney Game Thread (Tues. 1:45PM EST SEC NETWORK)

[Jax_Vol]

We could distract TAMU with a scantily clad yell boy. Who's at the game and willing to make the sacrifice?

Especially if Dr Knuckles would offer some free prostate exams. That would really get them yelling...

 

[vol66]

I do not

Have you ever been?

 

[Jax_Vol]

Hi boys handicap bathroom available outside section E. Send next 4 TN batters my way. Vols will win 4-3

Looks like Maui is going to do something besides strike out

 

[Weezer]

Especially if Dr Knuckles would offer some free prostate exams. That would really get them yelling...

Wait... Maybe TAMU got the prostate exams meant for our guys and that's why they're doing so well against us.....

 

[vol66]

Especially if Dr Knuckles would offer some free prostate exams. That would really get them yelling...

wh

Especially if Dr Knuckles would offer some free prostate exams. That would really get them yelling...

What’s the deal with the prostrate infatuation?

 

[Weezer]

wh


What’s the deal with the prostrate infatuation?

We normally play well when we talk about prostates. It's science.

 

[VolMarine1371]

Maybe it would be good for the team to lose today and not get to play at home. Maybe they would get a chip and their shoulders.

They prolly wasn’t playing at home anyways. Latest D1 projections had Tennessee as a #2 seed.

 

[VOLfrombama]

I do not

you can stay in my basement for $100 and a ticket to the game. I live 4 miles from the stadium

 

[greasemachine]

We normally play well when we talk about prostates. It's science.

Absolutely

 

[greasemachine]

Have you ever been?

Yes, last year

 

[Orange.]

Yes, last year

That would have been amazing fun.

 

[VOLfrombama]

I can't wait to get home and examine my prostate tonight. It will be the highlight of my day after the day I work I just had.

 

[greasemachine]

you can stay in my basement for $100 and a ticket to the game. I live 4 miles from the stadium

Noted

 

[Volstylexxx]

Looks like Maui is going to do something besides strike out

ooooooh my least favorite player. Not Kahuna!!

 

[Drewbydoo]

Play resumes at 6:02 PM EST

 

[VOLfrombama]

I took the wifey and kids to the SECCG last year. I even made it on TV trying to catch a foul ball! Got a bunch of texts right after that

 

[greasemachine]

That would have been amazing fun.

It was. Playing at midnight was so much fun!

 

[Jax_Vol]

A&M has another left handed guy ready to go.

We like have no serious right handed pinch hitters. Sad....

 

[chuckiepoo]

SECN back to coverage.

 

[Jax_Vol]

you can stay in my basement for $100 and a ticket to the game. I live 4 miles from the stadium

Need photo of wife in the basement

 

[cobbwebb0710]

he's 3rd up so GS is off the table

Way to completely crush our hopes and dreams!

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Need photo of wife in the basement

I don’t know whether to laugh or report you?!

 

[Weezer]

I can't wait to get home and examine my prostate tonight. It will be the highlight of my day after the day I work I just had.

You must be pretty flexible.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

wh


What’s the deal with the prostrate infatuation?

I’m beginning to question Jax.
Prostates...wives in basements...

 

[chuckiepoo]

I’m beginning to question Jax.
Prostates...wives in basements...