Tiffany's Thread (updates and prayers, and a place where she can smack Joe in public when he needs it :)

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I have a cousin who shot his brother. I think it was to prevent his brother from beating their mom, but not certain.
 
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WestTennesseeFox said:
I think it was during teenage summer youth camp at the church and the preacher caught them.

It is awkward AF having preacher see that.
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My kids told me so many amazing stories of what actually happens at church camp.

I always had a difficult time controlling my face around other moms who went on and on about how much their little darlings loved to go to church camp...
 
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VolNExile said:
My kids told me so many amazing stories of what actually happens at church camp.

I always had a difficult time controlling my face around other moms who went on and on about how much their little darlings loved to go to church camp...
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Yep. The out of town summer league basketball trips weren't much better.
 
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VolNExile said:
My kids told me so many amazing stories of what actually happens at church camp.

I always had a difficult time controlling my face around other moms who went on and on about how much their little darlings loved to go to church camp...
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I had a girl "grab me" at church, during service, but as bad as I was, I didn't do anything but move her hard. Worse thing I ever did at church, not that it's better, was take the claw end of a hammer to a guy and hooked his nads. He deserved it though, and I gave him fair warning to quit bothering the girl he was bothering. I got in some trouble for that, I hurt him pretty bad.
 
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My mom and some of her sisters haven't always gotten along. On the one-year anniversary of my Mamaw's passing, one of her sisters, not sure which one, this was before caller ID, called her and when my mom answered it was a tape recording of mt Mamaw's funeral.
 
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WestTennesseeFox said:
Yep. The out of town summer league basketball trips weren't much better.
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It was the ACE trips for us, those who were counselors in HS. Got in trouble there also, and still swear a teacher was making a move on me. She told me to get dressed and come to her room, she'd walked in because of the noise, and I was in my underwear 🤣. She started crying, telling me she expected more from me. We were on her bed, and she started rubbing my back, then laid her head on me. I freaked out a little 🤣
 
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Weezer said:
My mom and some of her sisters haven't always gotten along. On the one-year anniversary of my Mamaw's passing, one of her sisters, not sure which one, this was before caller ID, called her and when my mom answered it was a tape recording of mt Mamaw's funeral.
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Oh wow
 
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joevol33 said:
It was the ACE trips for us, those who were counselors in HS. Got in trouble there also, and still swear a teacher was making a move on me. She told me to get dressed and come to her room, she'd walked in because of the noise, and I was in my underwear 🤣. She started crying, telling me she expected more from me. We were on her bed, and she started rubbing my back, then laid her head on me. I freaked out a little 🤣
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You idiot, you had a Penthouse of the month letter and blew it
 
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WestTennesseeFox said:
Joe,

Can you check off how many of these 10 dating Commandments they have broken?

Thou shall not date someone who has served time
Thou shall not date someone who has a mullet/man bun
Thou shall not date someone who is unemployed
Thou shall not fake an orgasm
Thou shall not date someone related to an ex
Thou shall not date anyone shorter than them
Thou shall not partner swap
Thou shall not let more than 1 person see them naked or partially naked in a month
Thou shall not date a coworker
Thou shall not be the side piece
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1. Smart
2. I’m bald, so…
3. I’m retired.
4. Honesty is best.
5. Cautious
6. I’m 5’10”
7. Ew
8. But… 2-piece bathing suits
9. Should be higher on the list.
10. Amen

I like that you and BOM are together. I suspect your offspring will be fine. Their friends on the other hand…
 
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Me too. Evidently people around me were just not that hard up.

I guess #Metoo for the men is those of us who WERE NOT sexually assaulted.
 
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Tin Man said:
1. Smart
2. I’m bald, so…
3. I’m retired.
4. Honesty is best.
5. Cautious
6. I’m 5’10”
7. Ew
8. But… 2-piece bathing suits
9. Should be higher on the list.
10. Amen

I like that you and BOM are together. I suspect your offspring will be fine. Their friends on the other hand…
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Two piece bathing suits aren't naked.

The Bonus Commandment

11. Thou shall not let thy romantic partner possess any tape or picture that you wouldn't show to your grandmother.
 
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