Top 25 things we wouldn't know without the movies...

#27
#27
firestorm said:
You can easily dodge multiple guys shooting at you, and escape unharmed.
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And if for some reason you can't dodge them, you can always just jump behind the nearest table/desk/other commonplace household object and shield yourself, since of course bullets are unable to penetrate those.
 
#28
#28
volfanbill said:
No matter how fast your sports car is nor how good it handles, the black Chevy Suburban chasing you will always be just as fast and handle just as well, if not better than your sports car.
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Additionally if you go full speed over a hill you will get 8-12 ft of air and land safely with no damage to the vehicle.
 
#35
#35
All glass is extremely thin and you can jump right through it.

Luckily, if it shatters all over you the damage will be minimal if any.
 
#36
#36
Always showing cops as dumbasses. And the cops always holds the "good guy" while he tells them the "bad guy" is getting away & you need to come to the station & explain yourself.
 
#37
#37
Bartenders are gorgeous, always.

Bar tops and overturned tables are impervious to bullets.

Car suspensions are made to withstand the drive through the office building onto the interstate.

In times of despair, the trick to surviving are semi-funny one liners.
 
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#40
#40
the keys to the truck you need to steal are always in the sun visor

if are a bad guy being shot (especially by a shotgun), you will be lifted off the floor and thrown backwards
 
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#41
#41
volinbham said:
the keys to the truck you need to steal are always in the sun visor

if are a bad guy being shot (especially by a shotgun), you will be lifted off the floor and thrown backwards
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Yeah, like who really keeps car keys in the sun visor? I've never understood that part of life?
 
#42
#42
If you are in a car race; particularly on a super speedway and you need that extra oomph to pass your rival you just need to downshift.
 
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#43
#43
a punch to the face will either a) knock the person out or b) just cause their head to turn and when they turn back they will be smiling.
 
#44
#44
In movies, more punches are thrown and connected in the first 30 seconds of the first round of a boxing match than happen in a 12 round fight in real life.
 
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#45
#45
When someone answers a phone in the movies they always blurt the name of the person out loud so as to tip the audience off as to who it is that's calling.

Ring ring. "Hello? Oh hi David."

Also EVERYONE drinks wine at dinner in the movies.
 
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#48
#48
And, in many, when one of numerous dramatic scenes show that you need to get in your car and get the hell out of there, you fumble the keys, can't find the keys, drop the keys, can't get the door locked once you're inside, can't get the keys in the ignition due to nervous shakes or if you do, the battery is dead.
 
#49
#49
If you walk menacingly enough you can keep up with people that are running for their lives...

OR

after people have spent several minutes running for their lives really menacing people can apparently materialize on the opposite side of the tree behind which the running person is hiding.
 
#50
#50
When the killer/maniac/whatever is knocked out, the victim assumes everything is fine and leaves, only for the killer to of course not to be dead and catch up to them.

You know, instead of say shooting them in the head/making sure they are dead, just assume they're dead and in no way will come back to life to get you.
 
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