Top 25 things we wouldn't know without the movies...

#51
#51
Noone EVER has to go to the bathroom. And when they do, they are likely killed.
 
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#55
#55
Originally Posted by Brave Volunteer
Also EVERYONE drinks wine at dinner in the movies.
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volfanbill said:
I know a lot of people that actually do that in real life.
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Oh I know some do. But you never see anyone in a movie sit down at a restaurant and order an unsweet tea or a soft drink.

Another one that bugs me,

In the movies EVERYBODY uses Apple computers, laptops, and phones.
 
#56
#56
Brave Volunteer said:
Oh I know some do. But you never see anyone in a movie sit down at a restaurant and order an unsweet tea or a soft drink.

Another one that bugs me,

In the movies EVERYBODY uses Apple computers, laptops, and phones.
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It's in TV shows too. I noticed it during Grimm, every dinner scene all the adults are drinking wine.

Also apparently every adult with money has a mini bar.
 
#59
#59
A villain will purposely waste time talking instead of just kill the person.

Driving a car through a fire is something easily done resulting in no damage at all.

A volcano is something that can occur in Los Angrles.
 
#62
#62
FLVOL_79 said:
Women can be special forces type's..
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And they are built like super models and when the obligatory change clothes in front of the men on the team scene happens they are wearing matching bra and thing panties.
 
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#63
#63
firestorm said:
A villain will purposely waste time talking instead of just kill the person.

Driving a car through a fire is something easily done resulting in no damage at all.

A volcano is something that can occur in Los Angrles.
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reminds me of this:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xAMYHJYesM[/youtube]
 
#64
#64
If a knive wielding killer is on the loose he will always catch up to you not matter how fast you run.
 
#66
#66
VolsSportsFan said:
When the killer/maniac/whatever is knocked out, the victim assumes everything is fine and leaves, only for the killer to of course not to be dead and catch up to them.

You know, instead of say shooting them in the head/making sure they are dead, just assume they're dead and in no way will come back to life to get you.
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Always double tap. Haven't you seen zombieland?
 
#67
#67
SWIL said:
reminds me of this:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xAMYHJYesM[/youtube]
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Or something that isn't instant if I recall right this was shown in the animated movie megamind. I think it included sharks.



A taxi will fastly replace the one your using without a problem as shown in ferris Buelers day off.

A villain will be stupid enough to not destroy explosion codes to stop missiles and be stupider by saying this is the disk needed for explosion codes or whatever to the hero.

Animals that could escape from a cage easily because bars end before touching the ground don't for some unknown reason.

Students and teachers won't suspect a student is faking being sick of they've been sick for more than four days in one school year.

A nhl team playing a non nhl team is something the NHL would allow.

Saying to a manager or some topdog at a law firm honestly you think he's something very negative will result in no work problems. This in reference to Liar Liar that I mainly know it from.
 
#68
#68
Dave1967 said:
A machine gun can fire a thousand or more rounds without reloading(see Rambo).
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And long hair can dry fast in one minute or less with no hair dryer. The Rambo movie in the jungle which I think is the second not the Afghanistan third one, or fourth one.
 
#69
#69
firestorm said:
And long hair can dry fast in one minute or less with no hair dryer. The Rambo movie in the jungle which I think is the second not the Afghanistan third one, or fourth one.
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Yeah it was the second one. Rambo was sent to Vietnam to rescue POWs but the GOVT bigshots didn't want them to come back.
 
#70
#70
Every guy in every movie ever has a ridiculous amount of muscle. And they take their shirt off whenever possible.*


















*just slightly jealous
 
#71
#71
Dare I broach the subject of the laws of physics and how they apply to large breasts?
 
#72
#72
You can look at your watch on the beach when playing sand volleyball as a subtle way to show off the guns.

Fighting in a suit coat even though it doesn't give you fast Easy movement compared to light sleeveless shirts is something as shown by vast Steven serval characters is something he can do easily without a problem.
Kicking ass while wearing topnotch clothes.
 
#73
#73
burntorangeVOLffle said:
And they are built like super models and when the obligatory change clothes in front of the men on the team scene happens they are wearing matching bra and thing panties.
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The leprechaun in space movie had this with a topnotch blonde along with Debbe diunning aka hedi from home improvement.
A horrid movie but what keeps it watchable the eye candy along it's great as a comedy.
 
#74
#74
Taking over a navy ship is very easy even if the terrorist crew is hugely outnumbered.

No one would recognize a super hero that doesn't wear a mask because glasses is a topnotch disguise.
 
#75
#75
Mobsters usually wear topnotch suits.
Mobsters combing their back is very common along with the hair shiny.


If your in the world of Looney Tunes you are able to do things that aren't possible in the real world including stretch your arm the same as stretch Armstrong, jump a huge length on a basketball court.



A old man with balding thin hair and glasses is one of the most terrifying guys you wouldn't want to encounter in Old Detroit.
A huge robot without a human brain can't move down stairs without falling.
For a demonstration having a robot use bullets not blanks is a disastrous idea.
 
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