Trump has the virus

[titansvolsfaninga]

President is in the hospital and taking experimental drugs for A runny nose?

yep that's what she said. she left out his fever, trouble breathing, and fatigue. But yes...she's partially right.

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

This is why I never complained about Obama playing golf. It's such a dumb thing to get hung up on.

There'sa big difference though.....was President Obama profiting off of golf trips?

 

[GAVol]

There'sa big difference though.....was President Obama profiting off of golf trips?

How is anybody profiting from a round of golf?

 

[1972 Grad]

There'sa big difference though.....was President Obama profiting off of golf trips?

Not the way he played.

 

[clarksvol00]

I've seen some comments regarding the civility of this discussion. I'm also disappointed in the almost gleeful speculation regarding the President's health. In light of that, I think the others that are similarly disappointed should, as an alternative to this crass thread, join the somber and respectful discussion of Joe Biden's mental health in some of the other threads.

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

How is anybody profiting from a round of golf?

If I have to explain it to you, you won't understand anyway. Carry on....

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

Chris Christie is positive now.

 

[1972 Grad]

Chris Christie is positive now.

In before "it will kill that fat f***er."

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I will venmo 500 bucks to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and tells Trump he will be visited by three ghosts tonight.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

In before "it will kill that fat f***er."

No. Covid won't kill Christie. Papa Johns garlic butter and pizza crust will kill Chris Christie.

 

[Terrells Bay88]

 

[DinkinFlicka]

That's quality right there.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I will venmo 500 bucks to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and tells Trump he will be visited by three ghosts tonight.

You’re slow somebody already played that exact joke.

Thanks jimmy?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You’re slow somebody already played that exact joke.

Thanks jimmy?

I guess I'm not as glued to my phone as you kids.

I'm not seeing it anywhere here. Sounds like you're just butthurt.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I guess I'm not as glued to my phone as you kids.

Well since it was posted as a tweet for the source of the joke I’m gonna guess that statement isn’t totally true?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Well since it was posted as a tweet for the source of the joke I’m gonna guess that statement isn’t totally true?

I don't tweet. Guess I'm not the only hilarious person out there.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I don't tweet. Guess I'm not the only hilarious person out there.

Oh so it’s original material on your part? Reddit maybe then?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Oh so it’s original material on your part? Reddit maybe then?

It didn't take too long to occur to me.

I've never been shy about making jokes at the expense of the departed, especially if their manner of death is particularly stupid.

I'll let your corpse cool before making posthumous humor about your suffocating inside the president's butt.

 

[GAVol]

If I have to explain it to you, you won't understand anyway. Carry on....

Thanks. I'm probably too dumb to understand the 3D chess you're playing

 

[KB5252]

I have a feeling we are about to see a prolific explosion of cases in the US, just a gut feeling.

 

[NorthDallas40]

It didn't take too long to occur to me.

I've never been shy about making jokes at the expense of the departed, especially if their manner of death is particularly stupid.

So you are claiming original material for the exact same joke with the only difference being $100 dollars vs $500 Venmo bucks. Ok...

Where did I actually mention the content of the joke before this point. I just gave you a thanks Jimmy is all oh well.

And on your edit boy young man you’re pretty upset for a simple thanks jimmy

 

[DinkinFlicka]

So you are claiming original material for the exact same joke with the only difference being $100 dollars vs $500 Venmo bucks. Ok...

Where did I actually mention the content of the joke before this point. I just gave you a thanks Jimmy is all oh well.

And on your edit boy young man you’re pretty upset for a simple thanks jimmy

I'm not upset. I just had another joke for you.

I can give you lessons if you'd like. You seem to have a habit of repeating things that only you find to be funny.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I have a feeling we are about to see a prolific explosion of cases in the US, just a gut feeling.

I know. It's like it's flu season and the weather's getting colder or something.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I'm not upset. I just had another joke for you.

I can give you lessons if you'd like. You seem to have a habit of repeating things that only you find to be funny.

Lol! Well since I only repeat things that I find funny and can’t generate my own material I appreciate the helping hand young man!

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Lol! Well since I only repeat things that I find funny and can’t generate my own material I appreciate the helping hand young man!

Of course. You can venmo me 500 to help you out.

It'll offset the president's night nurse fee tonight.