Trying to get ahold of anyone in recruiting office @ UT

[BigOrange15]

It's all good, man. I can wait for you to let us know. Not trying to put you out.

 

[butchna]

Probably don't want to hear. It's embarrassing on our part for sure

Preparing to be underwhelmed. I was intrigued but…NEXT!

 

[Mose Phillip's Watch]

That doesn't mean he has an offer. He hasn't tweeted an offer from Georgia either

That doesn't mean he has an offer. He hasn't tweeted an offer from Georgia either

I know what I know bud about his offers & what coaching staffs been there to visit.

I think after this season he will be a 5 star & maybe the #1 linebacker in the country If he does even better this year. His speed & hitting is impressive

 

[Mose Phillip's Watch]

It's all good, man. I can wait for you to let us know. Not trying to put you out.

Can't hurt my source

 

[butchna]

Well maybe but this is pretty bad. Don't think you would commit either the way this went down

Ellarbee fart on his grandma’s couch?

 

[allvolrecruiting]

I know what I know bud about his offers & what coaching staffs been there to visit.

I think after this season he will be a 5 star & maybe the #1 linebacker in the country If he does even better this year. His speed & hitting is impressive

He's tweeted all of his other offers. Would be odd to not tweet Georgia of all offers

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

I know what I know bud about his offers & what coaching staffs been there to visit.

I think after this season he will be a 5 star & maybe the #1 linebacker in the country If he does even better this year. His speed & hitting is impressive

 

[knoxvol52]

I know what I know bud about his offers & what coaching staffs been there to visit.

I think after this season he will be a 5 star & maybe the #1 linebacker in the country If he does even better this year. His speed & hitting is impressive

Noted for future references

 

[Wickman]

I’m sure Tommy Thigpen said something about his mother and it hurt UT

 

[SSVol]

Hurt feelings are stupid. Grow a pair.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

So he tweeted the Tennessee offer despite being highly offended about something but he’s keeping the uga offer a secret?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Ed Orgeron farted loudly in his house. Pruitt showed up looking like a used car salesman. Dooley talked about WW2. Butch just showed up

 

[BigSteve09]

Hey there Vols fan. This is Vesuvius Vaughn of Tennessee's NIL Collective Vesuviuses Volses. I'm good with handlers, I know what makes them tick. I'm good with players too, I know what they want. And that's money baby!

Tell you what, I got a good deal for first time handlers. Send me $5,000 to get started in the VV system. I'll make some inroads with the right people. They all love Vesuvius! Then I should be able to come back with a contract once I get some stuff together on the back-end. Pretty easy process, just some people I need to talk to and some numbers to run. The standard package is $200,000 but you know like all things there are "variables." I call them Vesuviuses Volses Variableses. But anyway, you guys will just owe me $2,000 a month for the first 3 years whether or not you get that contract. It's just one percent! Vesuvius don't ask much!

Then when the big time recruit inevitably makes it to the NFL we got a kicker for up to $1,000,000 (I'm sure you'll get it, pending variables) upfront and you just pay me $10,000 a year until you die is all.

Happy to represent your boy, just send over his name so I can add him to my system and pass along your address so I can mail you a welcome package and that basic invoice you didn't mind.

By the way just reading this is an acknowledgment of a legally binding contract we just made. Ain't the internet funny!?

 

[Glitch]

Hey there Vols fan. This is Vesuvius Vaughn of Tennessee's NIL Collective Vesuviuses Volses. I'm good with handlers, I know what makes them tick. I'm good with players too, I know what they want. And that's money baby!

Tell you what, I got a good deal for first time handlers. Send me $5,000 to get started in the VV system. I'll make some inroads with the right people. They all love Vesuvius! Then I should be able to come back with a contract once I get some stuff together on the back-end. Pretty easy process, just some people I need to talk to and some numbers to run. The standard package is $200,000 but you know like all things there are "variables." I call them Vesuviuses Volses Variableses. But anyway, you guys will just owe me $2,000 a month for the first 3 years whether or not you get that contract. It's just one percent! Vesuvius don't ask much!

Then when the big time recruit inevitably makes it to the NFL we got a kicker for up to $1,000,000 (I'm sure you'll get it, pending variables) upfront and you just pay me $10,000 a year until you die is all.

Happy to represent your boy, just send over his name so I can add him to my system and pass along your address so I can mail you a welcome package and that basic invoice you didn't mind.

By the way just reading this is an acknowledgment of a legally binding contract we just made. Ain't the internet funny!?

 

[allvolrecruiting]

So he tweeted the Tennessee offer despite being highly offended about something but he’s keeping the uga offer a secret?

This

 

[KptVFL]

Hey there Vols fan. This is Vesuvius Vaughn of Tennessee's NIL Collective Vesuviuses Volses. I'm good with handlers, I know what makes them tick. I'm good with players too, I know what they want. And that's money baby!

Tell you what, I got a good deal for first time handlers. Send me $5,000 to get started in the VV system. I'll make some inroads with the right people. They all love Vesuvius! Then I should be able to come back with a contract once I get some stuff together on the back-end. Pretty easy process, just some people I need to talk to and some numbers to run. The standard package is $200,000 but you know like all things there are "variables." I call them Vesuviuses Volses Variableses. But anyway, you guys will just owe me $2,000 a month for the first 3 years whether or not you get that contract. It's just one percent! Vesuvius don't ask much!

Then when the big time recruit inevitably makes it to the NFL we got a kicker for up to $1,000,000 (I'm sure you'll get it, pending variables) upfront and you just pay me $10,000 a year until you die is all.

Happy to represent your boy, just send over his name so I can add him to my system and pass along your address so I can mail you a welcome package and that basic invoice you didn't mind.

By the way just reading this is an acknowledgment of a legally binding contract we just made. Ain't the internet funny!?

This came to mind

 

[OrangeShade]

Heupel have to show up & deeply apologize

Bad communication error on our part

Understood. As a fan though, I believe I'd forgive Heupel.

 

[OrangeShade]

This

Exactly. If you're a Tennessee fan how could you even consider another school if you have the chance to be a Vol? You can't get too offended, there is always someone better than you.

I say this of course without knowing any details ...

 

[JCVol00]

Heupel have to show up & deeply apologize

Bad communication error on our part

What, did we make it out like it was a full ride but in reality it was a PWO?

 

[Orange.]

Probably don't want to hear.

Great instinct, MPW! Keep it to yourself. Don't mention it again. Don't let anyone change your mind. And don't respond to people trying to worm it out of you! Go Vols.

 

[GBO_$]

Does the kid even run his twitter? @Mose Phillip's Watch

 

[MarcoVol]

Exactly. If you're a Tennessee fan how could you even consider another school if you have the chance to be a Vol? You can't get too offended, there is always someone better than you.

I say this of course without knowing any details ...

To be fair, kids grow up a fan of a team and then go to a different school all the time

 

[JCVol00]

To be fair, kids grow up a fan of a team and then go to a different school all the time

True, Pruitt had a knack for recruiting qb’s who rooted for florida growing up

 

[MarcoVol]

I know what I know bud about his offers & what coaching staffs been there to visit.

I think after this season he will be a 5 star & maybe the #1 linebacker in the country If he does even better this year. His speed & hitting is impressive

You taking action on this?

 

[Vol423]

Heupel have to show up & deeply apologize

Bad communication error on our part

Pass.