Phone conversation between Slive and Meyer:
Meyer: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy baby, just wanted to let you know that our little muffin Timmy got hit and the refs didn't call it, I want to see what my mikey bear is gonna do about it.
Slive: Oh honey, is my Timmykins ok?
Meyer: he's fine pumpkin, but what are you gonna do about those poopie pants officials that didn't throw a flag?
Slive: Sugar, with all of the calls you guys got during the Ark. & Miss St. games, I would look really bad now if I suspended the Georgia player. Please don't be mad at me baby.
Meyer: ughh I hate you
Slive: don't be that way baby, I promise I'll make it up to you, don't be mad at me honey.
Meyer: I want you to punish Georgia, right now.
Slive: Baby I can't, please understand.
Meyer: I knew it, your cheating on me with Saban again aren't you?
Slive: I only have eyes for you baby.
Meyer: Promise?
Slive: I promise, that darn Lane Kiffin is tearing us apart.
Meyer: I know, he's so mean, I gotta go now....umm fight club
TEBOW: Urbie poooooohhh, I'm wearing the gag ball and hand cuffs
Slive: who was that? Where are you, what are you doing?
Meyer: its nobody, gotta go.
:kiss: