"It won't work".
"You won't be able to see".
"They need to provide binoculars."
"I'll just watch from home, no thanks".
What in the name of the Wide Wide World of Sports is wrong with you negative freakin' nancy/ Debbie downer/ mamby pamby / crotchety crotch/whiney willy/so and so's? A national stage, historical college football game, recruitment possibilities out the wazoo. Not to mention, I'm renting a motorhome with hookers. And no, those mentioned above will not be admitted, but you ain't comin' anyway.