For the halftime show of the Alabama game, the Pride of the Southland Band should have flagboys wearing halfshirts, leather pants, and high heels like Zelensky, and have half of them bending over twerking their rumps up and down like Zelensky as the other half of the dudes pony up behind their rumps like Zelensky's buddy in the video, while the actual Zelensky video is being played on the jumbotron. Our fans are so hot and bothered by Zelensky after seeing his twerking video that all of Neyland Stadium would be lathered up for the second half, even if we're down by 40 points.