MiramarVol
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Lord, I don’t ask for much…UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
Fyp (had to make it divisible by 7)210-0 Epic stomping of gators such that it is a historical moment of the largest beatdown in SEC program history.
That the students there today suffer such shock at the utter domination we have over their team, they will reach for a paper bag to blow into every time they hear Rocky Top...even 30 years later.
The loss is so bad that Spurrier and Tebow disown them.
So bad that Florida fans will fondly dream of a time when memes of their coach humping a shark were common - instead of the new ones of their coach getting humped by Smokey.
Me LIKE it!My dream game would be a complete game with almost no mistakes. Gators will win some plays, but we shouldn't shoot ourselves in the foot. I believe if we do that, we will move the ball and score and should be able to contain them most of the time. I would like for it to be routine - nothing really earth shattering just solid runs and pass completions on offense and good stops on defense so that we build a lead that forces them to play from behind. To be up 24-7 or so at the half and then score first in the third quarter to put them under significant pressure so that the turnovers start coming. Would love for Nico and the other young players to be taking snaps for the last 10 minutes of the game because we have put it away - that's my dream game.
How many teeth are required for a person to effectively "gnash"? UF fans may have a logistical issue there.Dream Scenario? Vols win HUGE - No injuries and....
Luke 13:2828 “There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth"
I want the teeth to gnash so badly we can hear them all the way back in Knoxville!
EDIT: AND>>> LOTS of this!!!!!!
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