What irritates you the most at restaurants?

[Behr]

Dammit, Behr, my question isn't going to answer itself.

Dude, I chit you not...my phone was doing strange crap. Sorry. Wtf you think I'm doing?

 

[508mikey]

Go to Burger King

 

[Biopsyman]

I can’t wait to UT offers a major in waitering

 

[95 Vol Alum]

In all my years in Tennessee and Florida, I've never heard that, with the exception of on occasion.

Servers give their tip out to the manager and they are pooled and divided.

Do you like pooled tips? If I considered myself a good server, I think I would hate it. Is that so that the bussers and cooks get a slice?

 

[Behr]

That's it, I'd like to speak to a manager.

I don't know what else to tell you. You and Biopsy have all the Fawking answers, maybe you two should open your own place.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dude, I chit you not...my phone was doing strange crap. Sorry. Wtf you think I'm doing?

Not focusing on me enough. That's wtf I think you are doing.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Go to Burger King

This. Always.

 

[Behr]

Do you like pooled tips? If I considered myself a good server, I think I would hate it. Is that so that the bussers and cooks get a slice?

I'm sure you'd be cute serving tables on that little scooter.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I don't know what else to tell you. You and Biopsy have all the Fawking answers, maybe you two should open your own place.

Dead to me.

 

[Behr]

Dead to me.

Good.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm sure you'd be cute serving tables on that little scooter.

Too much movement required. I'm more than happy just staying with what I know best....consumption.

 

[joevol33]

Do you eat Bert’s Chili?

Only Varsity chili for me!

 

[joevol33]

I don't know what else to tell you. You and Biopsy have all the Fawking answers, maybe you two should open your own place.

Biopsy, 95, are you guys hiring?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Good.

I really was seeking to understand the pooling stuff and current etiquette from the expert.

You're still my brah, brah.

 

[Biopsyman]

Only Varsity chili for me!

Bert’s is not bad but it will give you gerd late

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Biopsy, 95, are you guys hiring?

Biopsy hates people, so I think you are likely to not get consideration. Being human and all.

 

[Behr]

Too much movement required. I'm more than happy just staying with what I know best....consumption.

Where you been anyway. Under the ground?

Post a link to your little article so I can look at and see what dumbass been edjumacating you.

 

[Biopsyman]

Biopsy, 95, are you guys

Yes we will be hiring in January as we will have a small expansion

 

[Behr]

I really was seeking to understand the pooling stuff and current etiquette from the expert.

You're still my brah, brah.

What didn't I answer that you want to know?

 

[joevol33]

Bert’s is not bad but it will give you gerd late

I've got magic gerd medicine! No joke

 

[joevol33]

What didn't I answer that you want to know?

Why do women always.......




Nm, you're talking to 95.

 

[joevol33]

Biopsy hates people, so I think you are likely to not get consideration. Being human and all.

It's okay, I'm currently seeking employment as a professional golf score picker anyway.

 

[Biopsyman]

It's okay, I'm currently seeking employment as a professional golf score picker anyway.

The best job is which individual performance is measured versus team contribution

 

[Behr]

Why do women always.......




Nm, you're talking to 95.

He's done petered out, he had a metamucil purge buzz and now gonna be on the can for a while.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Where you been anyway. Under the ground?

Post a link to your little article so I can look at and see what dumbass been edjumacating you.

I'm there, I'm here. I'm eating.

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