Great moments in Weezer's sports history:
Soccer - In kindergarten, I passed the ball to the guy that passed the ball to the guy that kicked the ball through a school window. Shattered the crap out of it. We were never allowed to play soccer during recess again. I was okay with that, cause truth be told, I hated soccer.
Football - Never played organized football, but played lots of backyard football(the product of being a military brat and moving a lot). When I was 8, there was a group of us all around the same age except for one teenager who was pretty much unstoppable. Guy had a big ego because he could run over 8-10 year olds. Anyway, I was the only one between him and a touchdown, so I ran at him, and right before I got to him, instead of trying to tackle him I just threw myself at his legs while curling up into a ball. Caught him by complete surprise. Flipped him upside down, caused him to fumble, picked up the ball and ran it for a touchdown. Then I ran home because by that time he was getting up and he was severely pissed. I wasn't sticking around to get beat up.
Baseball - Played little league on a military base. One year, I made a spectacular game saving catch that helped us win the league championship. It was complete luck because I wasn't that good. All my friends on the opposing team were pissed at me. Ironically, the coach of the team we beat was my next door neighbor. He was cool about it. His son, who played for him, didn't speak to me for a few days.
Basketball - I suck at basketball. I'd rather play HORSE.
Hockey - My best friend's parents used to have seats right next to the penalty box for Knoxville's hockey team. I was really good at taunting opposing players.
Where I really excelled was video games sports. My accomplishments there are too numerous to list. I will say I kicked Mike Tyson's ass back in the day though.