Wish is granted

[volmanjr]

Granted but your nieghbors on the otherside start playing loud marching band music.

I wish I had an Oscar Myer wiener. (I'm starving)

 

[milohimself]

Granted, but its Oscar Meyer's weiner. ( :yuck: :lol: )

I wish I would get a snow day to miss school.

 

[volmanjr]

Granted but you have to clean up all the yellow snow.

I wish milo had a sense of humor.

 

[milohimself]

Wy wish for something that's already true?

I wish volmanjr wasn't such a negative nancy.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

Granted, but he can still ninja you at the drop of a hat.

I wish hot coffee didn't burn your tounge

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but they finally outlawed tounges.

I wish I could play the piano.

 

[dan4vols]

granted, but you gotta wear Liberace's clothes

I wish the Dolphins would upset the Chargers tommorrow

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but they don't win another game for two years.

I wish my daughter hadn't woke me up @ 5:30 this morning.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

Granted, but she grows up and marries Rick Clausen

I wish i was on time for work this morning.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but they've moved your cubicle to the basement.

I wish I could throw the football like Peyton.

 

[volmanjr]

Granted but your team uniform is a tutu.

I wish I could go parachuting.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to enlist in the 101st Airborne.

I wish I didn't have this nasty cold.

 

[dan4vols]

Originally posted by MyBloodRunnethOrange@Dec 11, 2005 5:07 PM
Granted, but you have to enlist in the 101st Airborne.

I wish I didn't have this nasty cold.

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granted but ya gotta chug a fifth of wild turkey to cure it.

I wish the Phins would win 2day.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted, but you would catch MBROs nasty cold

I wish a did have a 5th of wild turkey to chug

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Originally posted by dan4vols@Dec 11, 2005 5:22 PM
granted but ya gotta chug a fifth of wild turkey to cure it.

I wish the Phins would win 2day.

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:lol: I nearly knocked off a fifth of Jagermeister last night trying to knock it out :lol:

Granted, but it's their last win of the year.

I wish the Cowboys would beat the Chiefs today.

 

[dan4vols]

Granted, but you gotta console OWB in how it hurt the 'skins.

I wish I won a lottery so I could build my huge log cabin somewhere in the east Tennessee mountains.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted - but the EPA bans log houses and reclims yours as a violation

I wish I drove F-1 race cars!!!!

 

[volmanjr]

Granted but they are the little one on the plastic track.

I wish I could go scuba diving.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted but its during a hurricane.

I wish i had a keg-a-rator in my house.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but allyou can buy is Odoul's

I wish I was a ninja

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

I wish I was the Nextel Cup Champion.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but the purses have been reduced to less than $10,000 per race.

I wish I had a Camaro convertible.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you got it from a junkyard.

I wish I had a 79 Trans Am

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but it was a stunt car used in smokey and the Bandit and is all tore up

I wish I had alovely bunch of coconuts

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you're on an island that is 10' x 10' with one coconut tree and a former Bammer coach.

I wish I were on a beach right now, where the temperature is about 90 degrees.