Wish is granted

[RockyTopEmpire]

Granted, but JR would come and show you up.

I wish i would not have eaten hot wings for lunch.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but you still have an unmentionable runny stomache problem

I wish I were a genius.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you live on a deserted island so no one will ever know it.

I wish I could think of something cool to wish for.

 

[Lexvol]

Granted. It is a block of ice.

I wish Santa would stop bringing me a bag of switches.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, it's a box of rocks this time.

I wish I had a genie who looked like Barbara Eden.

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but it is her twin brother.

I wish that I had a butler.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but he doesn't know how to cook or clean

I wish my dog would walk himself

 

[Jmxvol]

Originally posted by VOLracerx@Dec 8, 2005 7:45 PM
Granted but he doesn't know how to cook or clean

I wish my dog would walk himself

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Granted but he sings the Kentucky fight song the entire time

I wish Catherine Zeta-Jones was my wife

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but she has gained 184 pounds.

I wish it was the middle of summer.

 

[jakez4ut]

Granted, but your in Siberia, and it's still cold as hell.

I wish i didn't have to go to my wife's company christmas party tonight.

 

[Jmxvol]

Originally posted by jakez4ut@Dec 9, 2005 3:26 PM
Granted, but your in Siberia, and it's still cold as hell.

I wish i didn't have to go to my wife's company christmas party tonight.

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Granted...but you have to watch 4 hours of WNBA on lifetime followed by 4 more of NASCAR and Kenny Chesny videos.

I wish I was King of England...

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but it has just been acquired by France.

I wish I could dunk a basketball on a ten foot rim.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you need a trampoline

I wish someone would bring back reruns of Sheriff Lobo

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but they are all in Espanol without subtitles.

I wish BJ and the bear were my next door nieghbors.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but only B.J. and Bear.

I wish those seven hot chicks who were driving for B.J. were living with me, especially the one nicknamed Stacks :run:

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but she parks her rig in the front yard, and always has her boyfriend over.

I wish I had a monkey like the guy on Sprockets.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but it turns out to be a baby gorilla and eventually weighs over 800 pounds.

I wish we could have a mild winter.

 

[dan4vols]

granted. However your overun by brown recluse spiders and finally break down begging for sub teens temps.

I wish I wasn't the guy nobody notices isn't here, when I'm not here.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

Granted, but your boss is the guy from office space....

I wish i was good enough in high school to be a D1A prospect

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but your only scholarship offers came from Vandy and Northwestern.

I wish I could sing.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

Granted, sure you can sing....but it just not very good.

I wish Young would win the heisman

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's a young guy named Reggie Bush

I wish Daytona Speedweeks would hurry up and get here.

 

[volmanjr]

Granted but Danica calls in sick.


I wish I had some new Big Orange hats.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted, but they are burnt orange and play the texas fight song

I wish people who play loud bass music after 10pm would get round house kicked to the face

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted, but they are burnt orange and play the texas fight song

I wish people who play loud bass music after 10pm would get round house kicked to the face