Wish is granted

[surrealvol]

It does, but I have to put up with constant mosquitoes...

I wish it were time for the 2007 home opener already.

 

[VolTSX23]

Granted but we lose the game

I wish I owned microsoft

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but with a small m it refers to a company that makes flexible microscopes...

I wish I lived in K-town...

 

[VolTSX23]

Granted but you can't attend UT games.

I wish I could go to sleep

 

[vixenvol]

Granted, but you will sleep until we win the next football NC.

I wish that it would snow.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but your town is covered in 24 inches of snow, and the power is knocked out for a month.

I wish I could hit the lottery.

 

[vixenvol]

Granted, but you will be rolling in money on a deserted island.

I wish the world could view life through the eyes of a child.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the children rule the world.

I wish I could be a child again.

 

[WA_Vol]

This one is called "Your wish is granted with a twist".....

Someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it but throws a twist into it and then makes another wish.

Example:

Player 1: I wish that Tennessee was undefeated right now...

Player 2: Granted, Tennessee is undefeated but you have to wear a bama shirt for the rest of your life.

Player 2: I wish that........etc etc.

I wish that I was a millionaire.

I wish I was living in Tennessee right now.

Granted, I would be unemployed living with my parents.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Let's knock the dust off this one and see where it goes

I wish football season would hurry up and start

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted but that means the season would be over that much sooner.

I wish I had a new RV.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Granted but you might get lost in the wilderness.

I wish the first football game was this Saturday

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's Alabama vs Florida

I wish my boss would give me a raise

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but now you're in a higher tax bracket


I wish I was at the beach

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's a nude beach for senior citizens

I wish I had the week off

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but your wife has a week's worth of a honey do list



I wish I could go fishing instead of work today

 

[Behr]

Granted, but you get eaten by a bear.

I wish Tin Man was here.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but he shoves his oil can up your butt


I wish Georgia would lose at least 5 games this year

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but Bama wins another title

I wish I could bed Taylor Swift for 2 hours

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you'll have to wait in line.

I wish these ads would stop popping up.

 

[Behr]

I were too slows.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you'll have to wait in line.

.

I'm okay with that




Granted, but you'll have to pay $75 a week to be a VIP member
I wish I was rich enough I'd never have to work again

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, but you are married to Caitlyn Jenner.
I wish I had a private island with tons of split.

 

[Behr]

Granted, but they all hate you for calling them split and only have sex with each other.

I wish it was cold

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you are homeless.
I wish I could see what was going to happen tomorrow