Wish is granted

[joevol33]

I am fine with that, brings back high school memories.

Granted, but they are so frustrated from lack of sex that road rage is out of control.

I wish I had a magic pill to get rid of my flabby belly.

Granted, but your manhood shrivels as a side effect

I wish my deck was already finished

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but it was done by a kindergarten shop class

I wish I understood teenagers.

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, however, your more confused by them now than before.

I wish i still had my '94 GT.

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, however, your more confused by them now than before.

I wish i still had my '94 GT.

Granted, but you also have your 94 income and haircut

I wish I had listened to my dad's advice when I got my first job.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you'd still be giving lap dances

I wish every day at work was this good

 

[508mikey]

granted but motor mouth will be your next boss ----- I wish no more cold weather anywhere in the US

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but your gonna be nakit for the rest of your life.

I wish i could get published.

 

[Weezer]

Granted, but only in the Penthouse forums.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, you wish to be more like me



I wish I had a week off

 

[Weezer]

Granted, you wish to be more like me



I wish I had a week off

Granted, but you have to spend it with Kaitlyn Jenner while dressed in drag.

I wish I didn't think Joe would enjoy that week.




But I know he would.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get jealous and end up in the crazy house


I wish I could get away with doing nothing like motor mouth

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to take a pay cut

I wish I could take a trip to Scotland

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you have to wear a kilt and everyone laughs at you



I wish they would do another season of The Following

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you'll never be able to watch it

I wish it would be 80 degrees in Indiana year round

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to move to Kentucky

I wish it would snow

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you are snowed in with Butch Jones and Bruce/Kaitlin Jenner for a month

I wish my garage was cleaned out and stuff put where it belongs

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, however, your stuff is in my garage.

I wish Freak would tag Weezer with Dali Llama.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but we all have to move to India

I wish we would win all our games in October

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but we lose all our games in October & September

I wish life was fair

 

[Behr]

Granted, it is for everyone but you.

Wish I was better looking.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're now female

I wish I could lose weight easier

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you're now female

I wish I could lose weight easier

Granted, but it is due to having an incurable disease

I wish my job was less boring

 

[hmanvolfan]

Granted but now you’re a shark herder.

I wish I could go to work period

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted but now you’re a shark herder.

I wish I could go to work period

Granted, cause we all want you back in full health!

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

 

[Behr]

Granted, but you're an assistant shark herder.

Wish I had some King Crab Legs.

I was too slow.