Wish is granted

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but your going to die tonight

I wish I really had a wish

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you can't use it on yourself

I wish I could time travel

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, but only to the past before 1776.
I wish I could teleport.

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you don't wind up exactly where you intended.

Wish I could achieve total consciousness.

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, however, you'll have to spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement.

I wish I were financially independent.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you lose all your money gambling



I wish I was in the pier at the beach right now

 

[NEVolFan]

Granted... but a Grizzly Bear eats you.

I wish I could pick winners in the golf tournament.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it's a high school meet


I wish I could get room service at home

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's a naked fat guy delivering



I wish motor mouth at work would shut up

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to invite him over for dinner

I wish I could pick a winning lottery ticket

 

[hmanvolfan]

Granted but you would spend it all on high heels and champagne.

Wish Joe would make me a ribeye with a baked tater and salad with thousand island dressing

 

[Weezer]

Granted but you would spend it all on high heels and champagne.

Wish Joe would make me a ribeye with a baked tater and salad with thousand island dressing

Granted, but you have to have dinner with Joe.

I wish mine and Squirrel's health were better.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Me too my friend, me too.

 

[Wylo]

Me too my friend, me too.

In my heart of hearts, I'm granting that wish.

The only twist is you have to keep posting here. Always! For eternity!

And you sprout a sixth toe on each foot...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Works for me! How’s the Achy Ranger doing?

 

[Wylo]

Works for me! How’s the Achy Ranger doing?

She actually spent the day in bowling green getting a bunch of tests run. Her eyesight has been blurry and had some headaches in the last couple days.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Continuing prayers for her full recovery.

 

[Wylo]

Continuing prayers for her full recovery.

Thanks as always. And also for you, buddy.

 

[Behr]

Granted, but it's a naked fat guy delivering



I wish motor mouth at work would shut up

Granted, but you got eaten by a bear and don't know that he did.

I wish they would make another movie as good as Shawshank redemption, soon.

 

[508mikey]

granted but you gotta watch it with an ignored poster -- I wish I lived in Knoxville Tennessee

 

[Behr]

I quit.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

granted but you gotta watch it with an ignored poster -- I wish I lived in Knoxville Tennessee

Granted, but you're banmed from Neyland Stadium

I wish I could take a road trip through the Dakotas

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you're banmed from Neyland Stadium

I wish I could take a road trip through the Dakotas

Granted, but you do it as part of a convicted sex offender transfer program.

I wish my kids would read the Bible.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, and no twist except that they learn to love God

I wish we would beat Alabama this year

 

[malinoisvol]

GRANTED, however, we go 1-11.

I wish we'd go 15-0 this year.