Wish is granted

[superdave1984]

GRANTED, however, we go 1-11.

I wish we'd go 15-0 this year.

Granted, but the NCAA vacates all of them because of some archaic rule.

I wish I could erase parts of my memory that I want to erase and keep the rest.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the NCAA vacates all of them because of some archaic rule.

I wish I could erase parts of my memory that I want to erase and keep the rest.

Granted, but you can't erase last season

I wish they would create a Tennessee Volunteers network

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but the only games available are from 2017.

I wish someone would mow my grass.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the only games available are from 2017.

I wish someone would mow my grass.

Granted, but not until next year

I wish I never had to mow again

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, cause your mower is broke and you must weedeat forevermore.

I wish I had my own business.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're a proctologist

I wish I had been a gynecologist

 

[Weezer]

Granted, but you're a proctologist

I wish I had been a gynecologist

No, you don't. Who in their right mind wants to stare at diseased vagina day after day? Gotta remember, not all of your patients are there for a regular check up. You will see nasty things.

 

[Behr]

I wish Weezer played by the rules.

 

[Weezer]

I wish Weezer played by the rules.

When did rules ever apply to zoners?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Know rules know peace, no rules no peace.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

No, you don't. Who in their right mind wants to stare at diseased vagina day after day? Gotta remember, not all of your patients are there for a regular check up. You will see nasty things.

Very true

 

[Weezer]

@Behr
Since I derailed, I'll get it back on track.

I wish I could travel to Florida and have dinner with Behr and Chupa…..but mostly Chupa.

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, but you're a proctologist

I wish I had been a gynecologist

Granted, but you only work on obese patients and make minimum wage.
I wish It was September.

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but it's 2017

I wish I had the disposable income to upgrade my car.

 

[superdave1984]

@Behr
Since I derailed, I'll get it back on track.

I wish I could travel to Florida and have dinner with Behr and Chupa…..but mostly Chupa.

If you do, go here. Good stuff.
La Casita

Oh, and if you see my ex while in Ft Myers and happen to get the gas and brake mixed up, I'm fine with that.

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted but that guy on MTV rapper will turn your Ford Pinto into a goldfish aquarium.
I wish I was at the beach 🏖

 

[superdave1984]

Granted but that guy on MTV rapper will turn your Ford Pinto into a goldfish aquarium.
I wish I was at the beach 🏖

Granted, but you're in SW Florida during the red tide and get violently ill.

I wish I had a truck

 

[TopsideVol]

I’m breaking the rules but have a Condo in Marco. Is it really that bad down there?

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, but you it’s a manual and you have to roll it to jump start.
I wish people would learn to drive or not procreate

 

[TopsideVol]

.

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you it’s a manual and you have to roll it to jump start.
I wish people would learn to drive or not procreate

I am fine with that, brings back high school memories.

Granted, but they are so frustrated from lack of sex that road rage is out of control.

I wish I had a magic pill to get rid of my flabby belly.

 

[superdave1984]

I’m breaking the rules but have a Condo in Marco. Is it really that bad down there?

I think it is mainly the Sarasota area and just south of there.
Red Tide - Statewide Status

 

[Weezer]

Off the rails again. @Behr 's gonna be mad!

 

[joevol33]

I’m breaking the rules but have a Condo in Marco. Is it really that bad down there?

I'm gonna need to borrow that for a fishing trip. Dr's orders