Wish is granted

#177
#177
Granted, but you only get better at menial things, like brushing your teeth, making coffee etc....

I wish today were Sept. 2, 2006.
 
#178
#178
Granted - but in time warp that br4ought to Sept 6 2006 you lost your ability to hear and see - bad way to watch a UT game.

I wish it were christmas vacation
 
#179
#179
Granted, but an emergency came up and you have to work through your vacation this year.

I wish I had all of my Christmas shopping done.
 
#180
#180
Granted, but everyone you know has a birthday on Dec. 26th so your efforts must be doulbed.
I wish i didn't have a flat tire on the way to work this morning...
 
#181
#181
Granted, but you had one on the way home tonight.

I wish I had a pilot's license
 
#182
#182
granted but it's for lighting stove's not flying planes


I wish it would snow.
 
#183
#183
Originally posted by Lexvol@Dec 2, 2005 2:42 PM
Granted, but you had one on the way home tonight.

I wish I had a pilot's license
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Granted, but in an effort to reduce air pollution, the continental US was labeled a no fly zone.
I wish i was wittier so i could keep up with all the smart folks on this board.
 
#184
#184
Granted, but all the smart folfs suddenly come down to your level leaving you in the same place

I wish there was a winter/spring football league that was nationally televised and as good as college
 
#185
#185
Granted, However Joe Theisman is the play by play guy.

I wish the Vols would pick up Oklahoma as a game 1 opponent.
 
#187
#187
Granted, but they would have a terrible season


I wish georgia would have a terrible season
 
#189
#189
Granted, but he gets beat up outside a frat house, and Spurrier goes back to Fla.

I wish I had some x ray glasses
 
#190
#190
Granted, but you live in a nursing home.

I wish my boss would give me a Christmas bonus. Tight@#$ &#*%#$(*#@$%.
 
#192
#192
Originally posted by MyBloodRunnethOrange@Dec 3, 2005 8:09 AM
Granted, but it's only $10

I wish the Vol Network would release more games on DVD.
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Granted, but they were part of a series against our cross state rival, Memphis State.

I wish Winter only lasted until Christmas.
 
#193
#193
Granted, but summer starts on New Years Day with 110 degree temps that will last till November.

I wish it would snow Christmas day and stay on the ground till New Years Day, then go away till next Christmas.
 
#194
#194
granted, but if you have kid they make you go sledin with them every mornin till dark and you dont get to enjoy it


I wish my dad would make some more chilli
 
#195
#195
Granted but its green chili, and you say ah...jalapeno chili....and he says what jalapenos??

I wish I could be invisible in a bank.
 
#197
#197
Granted but you are a Texas fan....

I wish that Tennessee was playing in the SECCG this year.
 
#199
#199
Granted, but it wouldn't count because of new rules by the BCS losers...

I wish it was April 1st.
 
#200
#200
Granted, but your friends play an April fools joke on you and it ends up taking your life. Stupid cement blocks... :disappointed:

I wish that I was Santa Claus..
 
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