<in my best Keith Jackson voice>
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAA NELLIE!!!!! By the time those Hilltoppers got to the top of that hill, they had dropped 90 points on those po' Pioneers!
<end Keith Jackson voice>
Yes folks, we've had a stressful couple weeks. It looked like Armageddon was starting with Syria serving as ground zero. But an even bigger harbinger of what could be the end of the world as we know it.... DAVID CROCKETT STARTED THE SEASON 2-0!!!!!
Wins over Sullivan East and Unicoi County (each making a statement for inclusion in this thread) left the Pioneers 2-0, and some wondering if the world was going to end.
Then it started.
School and community pride turned into trash talking on social media sites. Head Coach Jeremy Bosken was named Tennessee Titans coach of the week (voters obviously had no idea where Sullivan East or Unicoi County were, or if they even fielded competitive football teams). Local business owners were even commenting that they would close up shop early on Friday to make the trip to Kermit (just the tip) Tipton Stadium. Even Judge (and Crockett alumnus) John Rambo cleared his docket of hearings and an early autumn round of golf with Mayor (and Crockett alumnus) Kelly Wolfe to attend the game.
We can all rest easier now. Thankfully, Science Hill proved the end of the world is not nigh.
After leading 76-14 at halftime, the 'Toppers cake walked the second half with a continuously running game clock to win 90-21. That's not a typo. NINETY to TWENTY-ONE.
And now, the updated stats in Crockett football futility.....
<in my best Tom Carnegie voice>
Ladies & Gentlemen.... we have a
neeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww recorrrrrrrddd!
Most points ever given up in a single game (updated through week 2 of 2013):
90-21 at Science Hill 2013
73-0 at Dobyns-Bennett 2012
67-35 vs Cocke County 2011
63-8 at Science Hill 2012
62-0 vs Ketron 1976
60-13 vs Tennessee High 2011
60-34 vs South Greene 2011
57-0 vs Jefferson County 1990
56-2 vs Greeneville 2005
56-6 vs Sullivan East 1976
56-7 vs Dobyns-Bennett 2011
56-21 vs Morristown West 1999
55-14 vs Cherokee 1994
55-7 vs Science Hill 2011
55-14 vs Morristown East 2002
54-6 vs Jefferson County 1986
54-7 vs Dobyns-Bennett 2010
54-13 vs Sullivan South 2011
54-32 at Sullivan Central 2012
Worst losses ever (updated through week 2 of 2013):
73-0 at Dobyns-Bennett 2012 (73 pt Margin of Victory)
90-21 at Science Hill 2013 (69 pt Margin of Victory)
62-0 vs Ketron (later Sullivan North) 1976 (62 pt Margin of Victory)
57-0 vs Jefferson County 1990 (57 pt MoV)
63-8 at Science Hill 2012 (55 pt MoV)
56-2 vs Greeneville 2005 (54 pt MoV)
53-0 vs Jefferson County 1992 (53 pt MoV)
52-0 vs Jefferson County 1987 (52 pt MoV)
52-0 vs Greeneville 2004 (52 pt MoV)
56-6 vs Sullivan East 1976 (50 pt MoV)
49-0 vs Jefferson County 1989 (49 pt MoV)
48-0 vs Morristown West 1986 (48 pt MoV)
54-6 vs Jefferson County 1986 (48 pt MoV)
55-7 vs Science Hill 2011 (48 pt MoV)
48-0 vs Daniel Boone 2012 (48 pt MoV)
54-7 vs Dobyns Bennett 2010 (47 pt MoV)
60-13 vs Tennessee High 2011 (47 pt MoV)
45-0 vs Morristown West 1987 (45 pt MoV)
51-6 vs Morristown West 1989 (45 pt MoV)
<end Tom Carnegie voice>
And yes, the uniforms are still Urine Yellow and Turd Brown.