You might be a bama fan if...

[qb19]

•You ever cut your grass and found a car.

And said car has corn growing in the floorboard.

 

[TCDuckman23]

Halloween is your holiday of choice...simply because you can say Pump-kin.

 

[Jasongivm6]

your friend is carrying a bag of chickens over his shoulder, and you ask him, "if i guess how many chickens are in that bag, will you give me one?" And your friend says, "Shooot! I'll give ya both of 'em"

 

[qb19]

Your wife has finally learned that the Yellow Spot goes in the front and the brown spot goes in back.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

You've never seen a dental bill before.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You think hygiene is a greeting.

 

[volbreaker]

 

[DaphneVol]

Why did I say "row tied" after all of these jokes. Weird.

 

[chattavol420]

If the jack-o-lantern on your porch has more teeth than your wife....you might be a bama fan

 

[TVA]

"Get in the pickup, Sis," is considered foreplay in Alabama.

 

[FEARinSEC]

You think a 401K is your wifes bra size.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You think no shirt, no shoes ,no service is a civil rights violation.

 

[ashvol7]

If you can't get into college call Alabama

 

[livefaith]

You use lard in bed.

 

[AllVolForLife_16]

If your national championship trophy was displayed in the holy kingdom of Walmart.

 

[AllVolForLife_16]

Your sister is your high school sweetheart.

 

[jokerama]

If you prefer to let the floor hem your pants

 

[pattiycake]

That is SO nasty! :sick:

 

[TNnative]

If your teenage daughter gets pregnant, and the list of possible fathers is at least as long as a football roster. And you are related to half of them. And as you examine the list, you wonder what their best time in the 40 is.

 

[Aday25]

You name your child Crimson and think that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

 

[cherokeechief]

Your team hasn't lost to Tennessee in seven years and has won three of the last four BCS Championships.

 

[Obsessed]

^^^ ban this guy

 

[chattavol420]

Your team hasn't lost to Tennessee in seven years and has won three of the last four BCS Championships.

Quick, name three players from your team....that's what I thought!

 

[cherokeechief]

I'm certain I'm more familiar with Alabama and its players much more than you are ut.

 

[Obsessed]

I'm certain I'm more familiar with Alabama and its players much more than you are ut.

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