Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[heartvols]

Don't forget the holocaust.

 

[Souce]

Don't forget the holocaust.

Orange Jews

 

[heartvols]

Orange Jews

100% Concentrated.


You're going to hell!

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, can you tell me where Nerd gets toilet paper that comes in cubes?

 

[Souce]

100% Concentrated.


You're going to hell!

Bahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thrasher865]

No pulp, please

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, can you tell me where Nerd gets toilet paper that comes in cubes?

No, no I can't. It's quite perplexing.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Do you drive fast?

What are your thoughts on tits?

Do you like lawyers?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

What kind of milk do you drink?

How many pushups can you do?

Do you like alcohol?

You ever been in a fight?

Boxers or Briefs?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do you drive fast?

What are your thoughts on tits?

Do you like lawyers?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

What kind of milk do you drink?

How many pushups can you do?

Do you like alcohol?

You ever been in a fight?

Boxers or Briefs?

I'll answer these as the real guy, not some internet character. Ron Mexico would answer much differently.

Yes. Tickets to prove it.

LOVE THEM.

Yes, especially criminal defense attorneys that help keep the government off our backs.

Yes. I have been to boot camp and have worked jobs where community showers were used.

I don't like milk.

50ish.

Not particularly, I'm a social drinker. I can go without and not care.

Yes.

I prefer the boxer briefs. I get support and the length to prevent wedgies.

 

[Thrasher865]

Not particularly, I'm a social drinker. I can go without and not care.

Ron, explain. Have you been disingenuous with the zone?

http://www.volnation.com/forum/endzone/145533-alcohol-there-anything-cant-do.html

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I feel like I dont even know Ron anymore

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, explain. Have you been disingenuous with the endone?

Did you read the disclaimer at the begining of my answer? I recommend that.

I'll answer these as the real guy, not some internet character. Ron Mexico would answer much differently.

 

[Coach Grizz]

Hey Ron, have you seen the new cover to cosmo? I seen it yesterday at kroger, I'd hit it!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey Ron, have you seen the new cover to cosmo? I seen it yesterday at kroger, I'd hit it!!

With the redhead? I'm in.

 

[ego]

Did you ever eat at sky city?

Do you agree with ego that Hill's was better than Walmart?

How depressed were you when you found out Kmart was staying open?

 

[Thrasher865]

Did you read the disclaimer at the begining of my answer? I recommend that.

Are you or are you not THE Ron Mexico?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron, who in this thread is posting as an alter?

 

[ego]

This guy is a fake, it's easy to see

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

are you or are you not the ron mother f***ing mexico?

fyp

 

[Coach Grizz]

with the redhead? I'm in.

yes sir absolutely!!!!!!!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Did you ever eat at sky city?

Do you agree with ego that Hill's was better than Walmart?

How depressed were you when you found out Kmart was staying open?

My mom used to take me to Sky City for school clothes and I once put a He-Man action figure on lay away there. Back in the day, FTW!

Yes, Hills had red slushies at the front of the store. As a child that was tbe highlight of my week.

Not at all. Cheap stuff there.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are you or are you not THE Ron Mexico?

I thought it would be fun to give some real answers for once. Apparently I was wrong.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, who in this thread is posting as an alter?

Probably bewbs and cash.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why did Pooch start a thread in the Pub about Tebowing?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What internet browser do you use?