Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Where are you going to see twilight tonight?

I'm flying tonight. Another reason I hate the Man.

 

[theFallGuy]

He will die on February 21st, 2012.

Shat. I better live large. Bring on the blow and pornstars.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Alabama Crag Dangle

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm doin' this b!tch up Sheen style. F-18

 

[possumslayer]

Why no answer to my previous qrestion ?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Has your colostomy bag ever ruptured during rough sex?
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I refuse to use a bag. I'm a free flow guy.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why no answer to my previous qrestion ?
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I'm trying to preflight an airplane. Give me some time.

 

[possumslayer]

I'm trying to preflight an airplane. Give me some time.

you going for the mile high club?
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

Does Ron mother f***in Mexico like to yodel in the valley???

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Is there a Ron Canada that is your twin?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

you going for the mile high club?
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No, no chicks on this flight.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Does Ron mother f***in Mexico like to yodel in the valley???

No. Why the hell would you ask Ron Mexico that? I sing old gospel spirituals from my porch.

 

[Souce]

Ron,

Did you buy your Twilight tickets for tonight in advance?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Is there a Ron Canada that is your twin?

There could be. Anyone interested?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Did you buy your Twilight tickets for tonight in advance?

Your question is a trap. I can't answer without revealing my deepest, darkest vice. Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Ron

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Pooch

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup OrangeTaz

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sup OrangeTaz

Everyone knows that it is my lifelong goal for orangetaz to become a zonetard. If that were to happen my lifes' work would be complete.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sup Ron

Sup

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Everyone knows that it is my lifelong goal for orangetaz to become a zonetard. If that were to happen my lifes' work would be complete.

you got issues brah

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Think of the fun that would happen in the zone if taz rolled up in here everyday.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

touche

 

[theFallGuy]

think of the fun that would happen in the zone if we had a pound of blow and about 30 hookers