Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

think of the fun that would happen in the zone if we had a pound of blow and about 30 hookers

In my house we call that Tuesday.

 

[Souce]

Your question is a trap. I can't answer without revealing my deepest, darkest vice. Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Your question is a trap as well.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Bunch of fruits up in here

 

[theFallGuy]

Bunch of racist fruits

 

[ego]

Like that avy...Black Keys ftw.

 

[Souce]

buncha egotistical racists up in here

 

[ego]

I think I've found the souce of the problem.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

What is the life expectancy of a warthog?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What is the life expectancy of a warthog?

The A-10 Warthog was originally built in 1972. They are expected to be replaced in 2028 for an expected life span of 56 years.

 

[Pulscifer]

Ron, if I pee while showering will my feet turn yellow?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, if I pee while showering will my feet turn yellow?

No, but your roommate will be pissed when he smells it. I know this from experience.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

A. Ron. Are you watching the game?

If yes, then good boy.

If not, then why do you think you are better than me?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

A. Ron. Are you watching the game?

If yes, then good boy.

If not, then why do you think you are better than me?

No. My current location prevents me from viewing the athletic event.

I don't think I'm better than you. I think I'm better than everyone.






If anyone is offended by this post, please leave the zone.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, does your back hurt from carrying the Zone?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, does your back hurt from carrying the Zone?

I need a new saddle. This one is worn out. Trolling the Football Forum is a full time job in itself. It's a tough life.

 

[heartvols]

Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: "Not available in all states" What?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: "Not available in all states" What?

They're a bunch of lying SOB's. I say we go down to the nearest Allstate office and burn that motha down. Or write a very stern letter.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Newt just said he had a Ron Mexico tramp stamp tattoo. how does that make you feel?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

Newt wants to de-flower your butthole. How does that feel?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Newt just said he had a Ron Mexico tramp stamp tattoo. how does that make you feel?

Humbled and honored.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Newt wants to de-flower your butthole. How does that feel?

I'd really rather he didn't. It sounds like it would be quite uncomfortable. Maybe we can just have a drink instead.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why are there so many racists in the Zone?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I'd really rather he didn't. It sounds like it would be quite uncomfortable. Maybe we can just have a drink instead.

good call

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron

Why are there so many honkies in the zone?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why are there so many Dominicans in the zone?