Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

You pos!

You are the only "soldier" in the history of the board to puff out their chest and brag about their service. We have two retired generals on the board and you skirt your bs with the above statement!

Damn you you pos, damn you!

The most impressive thing is that they became Generals before "Don't ask, Don't tell" was repealed. That must be a terrible secret to keep.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Bewbs isn't really a damn general, OE.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

A Lincoln Continental.

Think - The Lincoln Lawyer.

Brilliant!!

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
When giving sarge a bath, do you wash him down with a fire hose or a homer bucket from home depot?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bewbs justs likes to be Colonel Mustard when playing Clue.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Bewbs isn't really a damn general, OE.

Oh.......

In all seriousness........we do have two retired gen on the board

 

[joeydupree]

Ron, who are you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
When giving sarge a bath, do you wash him down with a fire hose or a homer bucket from home depot?

A bottle of dish liquid, a pound of baby powder and a water hose one time a week.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, who are you?

Some guy.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why is sarge kept in a cage? Is it to remind him of his pow days?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why is sarge kept in a cage? Is it to remind him of his pow days?

It's because he's a freaking beast and his awesomeness must be contained.

 

[SergeantVol]

Cause TRM hates gypsies. Racist IMO

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Am I too tall?

 

[SergeantVol]

Am I too tall?

You would require a larger cage

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Am I too tall?

Are you built like Shawn Bradley?

 

[joeydupree]

Some guy.

Are you srsly going to come tailgate with me?

 

[SergeantVol]

Are you srsly going to come tailgate with me?

What u want me to bring?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are you srsly going to come tailgate with me?

I was just joking, but I might show up if I'm in town. I miss a few games a year due to work travel.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Next Memphis trip? Holla!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What u want me to bring?

Condoms.

 

[joeydupree]

Condoms.

Lies.

 

[joeydupree]

What u want me to bring?

Dirty Sprite.

 

[SergeantVol]

Condoms.

I'll pass on that type of tailgating.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Next Memphis trip? Holla!

Usually, I do Memphis 2-3 times a year. Nothing planned so far. I'm down for anything. I already have a standing date with Sly next time I'm in SLC.

 

[joeydupree]

I was just joking, but I might show up if I'm in town. I miss a few games a year due to work travel.

But wouldn't you love to see Nerd and I meet across the middle?