Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[possumslayer]

Is making whoopee with a fainting goat illegal in west Virginia ?
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Just a yes or no answer please ! No questions .

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

Do you sip on cognac and listen to Luther Vandross?

Horribly racist

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Will Scotty Hopson ever be a NBA player?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Pssh :acute:

 

[theFallGuy]

Scotty, what is wrong with sipping on Cognac and listening to Luther Vandross you racist?

 

[theFallGuy]

Will Scotty Hopson ever be a NBA player?

Scotty Hopson will end up like Tony Harris.

 

[Thrasher865]

Nerd likes to sip PBR and listen to Loretta Lynn.

Does that make him racist, Ron? Or does that make him transracial?

 

[theFallGuy]

sipping PBR makes you a hipster

 

[ImTheCrew]

Why sip beer?

 

[theFallGuy]

I agree. You should drink it with a funnel.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, do you know what love is?

Yes, it's when you don't care if the other person watches you use the bathroom.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Do you sip on cognac and listen to Luther Vandross?

No, I don't enjoy either of those things.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I've decided I'm Afro-Native CaucAsian. Does that mean I'm holding myself back? Eff the Man!

First of all, you're a rabid racist. But yes, you can hold yourself back. Just ask half the people on welfare right now.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is making whoopee with a fainting goat illegal in west Virginia ?
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Just a yes or no answer please ! No questions .

Yes, but fortunately a goat tells no tales.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Will Scotty Hopson ever be a NBA player?

Not a successful one.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nerd likes to sip PBR and listen to Loretta Lynn.

Does that make him racist, Ron? Or does that make him transracial?

Nerd is a self loathing giant racist.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Yes, but fortunately a goat tells no tales.

Damnit Ron. This is an awesome post.

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, I don't care if you watch me go #1, but I draw the line at #2.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Are you a coffee drinker?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why is it more comfortable to poop naked?

 

[GBO18]

Ron on average how many times a week do you and miss Mexico ****. Be truthful.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Are you a coffee drinker?

No, hot chai tea for me.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why is it more comfortable to poop naked?

I'm taking a poop as I answer this question and you're right. I love being naked, especially when I use the bathroom. I don't know why, but it's very liberating.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron on average how many times a week do you and miss Mexico ****. Be truthful.

About 1-2 if I'm flying a lot that week in addition to working in Oak Ridge. If I go on a trip for a couple of weeks, when I get home we average 3-4 times a week for a couple of weeks.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Ron