Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[ego]

Mexico, does pops have an 8x10 of me hanging in his office?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

95 - I went to Beale St to drink on my last trip to Memphis. I was very unimpressed. Why?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

95 - I went to Beale St to drink on my last trip to Memphis. I was very unimpressed. Why?

You were likely expecting sample reach arounds and titty flashes. Instead you got a few kids doing flips in the middle of the road. Next time, lower your expectations.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico, does pops have an 8x10 of me hanging in his office?

No, but he has one of me. I thonk he uses it to remind himself of who not to fly with.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Promise u won't bite my fingers?

No, I can't promise that. Sometimes I bite.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You were likely expecting sample reach arounds and titty flashes. Instead you got a few kids doing flips in the middle of the road. Next time, lower your expectations.

Yes, exactly. Though I was impressed by the fried turkey legs and "Big Ass Beers" for sale by street vendors.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Did you meet Silky Sullivan?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Did you meet Silky Sullivan?

I don't remember him. But we had just left an aircrew reception with a free bar. So....

 

[ego]

Pooch, if Tex tells you he's in need of some art supplies, pepper your angus.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Pooch, if Tex tells you he's in need of some art supplies, pepper your angus.

Weird. That was the first text I got from him....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Pepper your angus? Me, kat and FD are in.

 

[ego]

Prepare thy anus.

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM, Can dogs be gay?

 

[DD4ME]

Y'all some silly mofos.

All I got to say is welcome back.

 

[DD4ME]

TRM, Can dogs be gay?

My female dog humps my male dog's head. That's more butch than gay but still.

 

[Hobock]

All I got to say is welcome back.

Pepper my angus?

 

[Hobock]

My female dog humps my male dog's head. That's more butch than gay but still.

Gloria Steinem calls that justice.

 

[DD4ME]

Gloria Steinem calls that justice.

Lulz - you were missed

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, Can dogs be gay?

Definitely. It's a damn shame. Next thing you know they'll be bragging about their keen sense of smell during their pride marches.

 

[DD4ME]

Definitely. It's a damn shame. Next thing you know they'll be bragging about their keen sense of smell during their pride marches.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

My female dog humps my male dog's head. That's more butch than gay but still.

Maybe your male dog is a power bottom.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

The Ron Sexybro. Is it safe to say that Hobock was re-recruited to comply with affirmative action standards in the Zone?

 

[DD4ME]

Maybe your male dog is a power bottom.

No he's napping when it happens. Then she gets really into it and wakes him up and he stands up and flips her over. I should stop it and not laugh but it's funny every time.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Ron Sexybro. Is it safe to say that Hobock was re-recruited to comply with affirmative action standards in the Zone?

I didn't realize hocock was a minority. Being mentally disabled doesn't qualify someone for affirmative action, or does it?

I don't think he was re-recruited. He misses us.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No he's napping when it happens. Then she gets really into it and wakes him up and he stands up and flips her over. I should stop it and not laugh but it's funny every time.

Rape is hilarious.