Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[ego]

What's your first name?



What's your first name?

Dallas.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Someday bewbs will be old enough to go to a bar and fap. I hope I'm not there for it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Dallas.

Actually, after just thinking about it, I completely understand you not wanting to post your real name here. I'd probably get drunk and call for an ambulance in Maryville to pick _____'s (you) gay lover up from 2 Doors Down, because _______ (you) left me tied up in the bathroom with a corn cob in my ass....

 

[ego]

Actually, after just thinking about it, I completely understand you not wanting to post your real name here. I'd probably get drunk and call for an ambulance in Maryville to pick _____'s (you) gay lover up from 2 Doors Down, because _______ (you) left me tied up in the bathroom with a corn cob in my ass....

That's my real name, broseph. I dont frequent Maryville bars, too many rednecks.

 

[ego]

Someday bewbs will be old enough to go to a bar and fap. I hope I'm not there for it.

You'll be on the other side of the glory hole.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You'll be on the other side of the glory hole.

We have those in Maryville? PM me the location. Ya know, so I can tell the police where to bust those perverts.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

That's my real name, broseph. I dont frequent Maryville bars, too many rednecks.

Your real name is Dallas? That is f-ing awesome. We have an Austin in my family. Same principle. I was named after an astronaut. Names are great...

Did not mean to offend, if I did.

I'm sure you'll be hearing from me...... when do you work next?

 

[Hobock]

That's my real name, broseph. I dont frequent Maryville bars, too many rednecks.

What percentage of calls you receive are to report domestic violence?

 

[ego]

We have those in Maryville? PM me the location. Ya know, so I can tell the police where to bust those perverts.

Hobby Lobby.

Your real name is Dallas? That is f-ing awesome. We have an Austin in my family. Same principle. I was named after an astronaut. Names are great...

Did not mean to offend, if I did.

I'm sure you'll be hearing from me...... when do you work next?

I can't be offended. Today is my Friday, I'll be back around on Monday.

 

[ego]

What percentage of calls you receive are to report domestic violence?

Probably 80% are domestic related, but most of the time it's not violence. Most of the time, it doesn't need to be called in, but what can you do...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What the hell is going on in your thread?

H4L

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hobby Lobby.



I can't be offended. Today is my Friday, I'll be back around on Monday.

Do you want to go hang out with Tex and I tomorrow? I'll buy your first beer!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

The,

What the hell is going on in your thread?

H4L

Dude, just jump in, you've already been mentioned and vetted. It's like when I used to run the Zone!

 

[Hobock]

Probably 80% are domestic related, but most of the time it's not violence. Most of the time, it doesn't need to be called in, but what can you do...

I was guessing about 75% were domestic in nature. How about people reporting "suspicious activity"?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My resolution was to follow Hobock around like a lost child for a while, but I couldn't handle the midgets and flies.

I'm exclusive H4L again.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What the hell is going on in your thread?

H4L

Gettin' lots of inside info. Apparently there's a glory hole in the Hobby Lobby in Maryville. I'm gonna go by just to see if it's still there. I gotta turn those perverts in after I make sure it's still there.

Real names.

Hobock and Souce are too good to hang out with us anymore.

H4L.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

TRM,

I just made peanut butter cookies from scratch. Would you like a plate for yourself and a plate to share with ur associates?

Sincerely,

Kitty kat

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

I just made peanut butter cookies from scratch. Would you like a plate for yourself and a plate to share with ur associates?

Sincerely,

Kitty kat

Yes. Will you feed them to me while I advise people?

 

[ego]

Do you want to go hang out with Tex and I tomorrow? I'll buy your first beer!

Wish I could. I've got all kinds of **** to do, my whole weekend is planned for me. I bet Tex says "lulz" IRL at least one time while you guys are together.

I was guessing about 75% were domestic in nature. How about people reporting "suspicious activity"?

That's usually after dark. In reality, people cant even pull over to look at their GPS or a map without having someone call in on them nowadays. I know the crime rate is high, but it gets old rather quickly.

 

[Hobock]

My resolution was to follow Hobock around like a lost child for a while, but I couldn't handle the midgets and flies.

I'm exclusive H4L again.

You shoulda waited till we got to Arlington. The midgets and flies found their El Dorado.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do you want to go hang out with Tex and I tomorrow? I'll buy your first beer!

No Newt?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Wish I could. I've got all kinds of **** to do, my whole weekend is planned for me. I bet Tex says "lulz" IRL at least one time while you guys are together.



That's usually after dark. In reality, people cant even pull over to look at their GPS or a map without having someone call in on them nowadays. I know the crime rate is high, but it gets old rather quickly.

Boom!

 

[Hobock]

Wish I could. I've got all kinds of **** to do, my whole weekend is planned for me. I bet Tex says "lulz" IRL at least one time while you guys are together.

Lulz



That's usually after dark. In reality, people cant even pull over to look at their GPS or a map without having someone call in on them nowadays. I know the crime rate is high, but it gets old rather quickly.

Hadn't considered that scenario. Makes cents.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Yes. Will you feed them to me while I advise people?

Promise u won't bite my fingers?