Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[possumslayer]

Yes, you were lied to. OE will always be here.

Before me there was none
After me there shall be no more
oe
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[OrangeEmpire]

That's good news. OE was the 1st person to insult me when I joined VN. Hman was 2nd by 2 posts. Those two will always be special to me............no homo.

Bend over and grab your ankles......im going in dry

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Bend over and grab your ankles......im going in dry

Yikes

 

[Orangeslice13]

Yikes

He's got a better chance of being struck by lightning.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

He's got a better chance of being struck by lightning.

Zing!

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM, The company I work for pulled a boner. (made a move that hurts the clients and is taking the attitude that there is nothing they can do about it because or competitors suck.) Now everywhere I go people are yelling at me. This has been going on since Wednesday and took several calls over the week end.


What would you do?




I'm leaning toward making an "Official Yell at Slice thread"

 

[Orangeslice13]

That is probably Life advice. Should I go ask Thrasher?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

That is probably Life advice. Should I go ask Thrasher?

There is also a Ron Mexico Life advice thread buried somewhere in the Endzone. Let me think about this question. I'll get back to you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

After much prayer and meditation I have come to a solution for your problem. First off, whoever is running this show needs to go. I'm thinking you pay a hooker to show up at his office and home. Then start a rumor that he getting replaced by a new guy the corporate office really likes. Finally, spike his iced tea at lunch with something special. Once the bosses inhibitions are lowered take some pictures of him in compromising positions. Leave those pictures laying around.

Before you know it, you'll be running that dog and pony show.

 

[Thrasher865]

Good advice, Ron.

 

[Orangeslice13]

This is why we bring you the tough questions.

 

[Orangeslice13]

(Cont) with two threads going?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Mexico is Michael Vick!

 

[ego]

Mexico told me once that he puts creamer in his coffee, only because he hates the color black.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico told me once that he puts creamer in his coffee, only because he hates the color black.

I don't drink coffee. It's the drink of Satan.

 

[ego]

Because it's black....?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Because it's black....?

No, it tastes like dirt.

 

[volsforever27]

Is it wrong to hate ego? The fact he likes men has nothing to do with it, I just hate everything about him.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is it wrong to hate ego? The fact he likes men has nothing to do with it, I just hate everything about him.

Yes, it is wrong. You shouldn't hate anyone. Except, Newt Gingrinch. Feel free to hate him.

 

[volsforever27]

Yes, it is wrong. You shouldn't hate anyone. Except, Newt Gingrinch. Feel free to hate him.

I prefer to hate Ron Paul... I dislike Gingrich as a person. Sorry. Paul deserves it.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I prefer to hate Ron Paul... I dislike Gingrich as a person. Sorry. Paul deserves it.

Wrong.

 

[Hobock]

i prefer to hate ron paul... I dislike gingrich as a person. Sorry. Paul deserves it.

bioya

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Mexico,

Now that seal is out of the picture are you gonna make a move on Heidi klum, or r u the reason for the deevorse ?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico,

Now that seal is out of the picture are you gonna make a move on Heidi klum, or r u the reason for the deevorse ?

I'm not sure if I will be able squeeze her in. I got a pretty full dance card. Don't give her my number. I don't wanna listen to her beg.

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM, if a question is rhetorical does it still require a "?"?