Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, if a question is rhetorical does it still require a "?"?

Yes?

 

[volinreallife]

TRM!!!!!! If I wanted to tape a sexual act, where would the best place be?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Yes?

Do You think the people of VN truly appreciate the depth of culture we bring to the board or will we be studied with reverence by the next generation?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM!!!!!! If I wanted to tape a sexual act, where would the best place be?

Aren't you a teenager?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do You think the people of VN truly appreciate the depth of culture we bring to the board or will we be studied with reverence by the next generation?

I think the Son of God himself said it best:

St John 4:44
For Jesus himself testified, that a prophet hath no honour in his own country.

Someday we will be appreciated.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Do you partake in the art of planking?

 

[volinreallife]

Aren't you a teenager?

I thought you were suppose to answer the question. This really sucked.

 

[Thrasher865]

Yes, tRM.

IIRC, virl is Twenty-twoteen.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Do you partake in the art of planking?

I have become an expert in the "science" of planking. Hoping to turn pro someday soon.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I thought you were suppose to answer the question. This really sucked.

Thrasher says you are 22. If that is true, I will answer your question virl. If you are under 18, you need to go back to your room and study. Life is gonna be hard.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

It is Thursday. What should I eat for dinner tonight?

 

[Orangeslice13]

i think the son of god himself said it best:

St john 4:44
for jesus himself testified, that a prophet hath no honour in his own country.

Someday we will be appreciated.

boom!!!!!

 

[volinreallife]

Thrasher says you are 22. If that is true, I will answer your question virl. If you are under 18, you need to go back to your room and study. Life is gonna be hard.

22 and you still have not answered my question. I am starting to rethink the status you had with me, which is the coolest person in the zone. (except for pooch)

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

It is Thursday. What should I eat for dinner tonight?

Lamb chops with a side of mixed vegetables and garlic bread. Red wine or a heavy beer.

This is a winning combination.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM!!!!!! If I wanted to tape a sexual act, where would the best place be?

Now that I'm not talking to a minor...

The best place for videoing sex acts is a van or bus. Or can drive around town and fornicate with women (or men) of various ethnicities, races or religions. After the deed it is convenient to drop them off a local homeless shelter.

 

[volinreallife]

Now that I'm not talking to a minor...

The best place for videoing sex acts is a van or bus. Or can drive around town and fornicate with women (or men) of various ethnicities, races or religions. After the deed it is convenient to drop them off a local homeless shelter.

Better than I was expecting, but not up to your usual standardssss

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

22 and you still have not answered my question. I am starting to rethink the status you had with me, which is the coolest person in the zone. (except for pooch)

Please continue. We're intrigued....

 

[ImTheCrew]

Should I get a cat or a dog

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Tron. What's the deal with airplane food?

I'll continue fapping while you answer...

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Should I get a cat or a dog

I'll take this one.

You should get a sugar glider and a peregrine falcon. They should get along well.

 

[Rockytop1018]

Ron,

You can take any three people, dead or alive, out to dinner. Who do you take?

Oh, and should my friends and I get BDubs or Five Guys later?

 

[ImTheCrew]

I'll take this one.

You should get a sugar glider and a peregrine falcon. They should get along well.

What

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I get a cat or a dog

Dog. Always a dog. Cats are filthy little rodents that hate humans.

 

[Souce]

Itch, I think you should get a rattlesnake.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

You can take any three people, dead or alive, out to dinner. Who do you take?

Oh, and should my friends and I get BDubs or Five Guys later?

Bdubs easily.

Any three people? Teddy Rosevelt, Martin Luther, and Joseph Smith. Not because I agree with these folks on everything, but because they lived absolutely fascinating lives and I want to hear their stories.