Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[OtterFH]

Ron,
What would you command me to do to those people that wear skinny leg jeans?
A.)Punch them in the back of the neck.
B.)Shoot them in the knee caps
C.)Termination
D.)Other...your choice.

 

[rockyvols]

Ron why did you delete me off facebook?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What would you command me to do to those people that wear skinny leg jeans?
A.)Punch them in the back of the neck.
B.)Shoot them in the knee caps
C.)Termination
D.)Other...your choice.

I feel like option A most closely resembles my feelings. Everytime I see those jackasses I tell my kids, "don't ever dress like that idiot".
And then I question their family heritage. I'm not sure which is stupider: sagging jeans or skinny jeans.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron why did you delete me off facebook?

You never said anything on FB. And you never paid me the $2 you owe me.

 

[rockyvols]

You never said anything on FB. And you never paid me the $2 you owe me.

Not cool!!

 

[Orangeslice13]

The, where will it all end?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Im craving mello yellow.......havent had soda pop in a long time. Am I a bad person?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

... and by Mello Yello he means a golden shower.

 

[Orangeslice13]

And by in a long time he means yesterday.

 

[SergeantVol]

and by soda pop he means dirty sex acts...

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why did UConn suck so bad last night?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The, where will it all end?

Hopefully somewhere warm. I don't do well in the cold. I'm thinking San Diego.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Im craving mello yellow.......havent had soda pop in a long time. Am I a bad person?

Yes.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Yes.

fu, I feel bad enough.

My scolding from tony horton will be severe!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why did UConn suck so bad last night?

I paid Jim Calhoun to take a dive. I just wanted to see the look on everyone's faces when their bracket exploded.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

Why is a dog's weiner red?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why is a dog's weiner red?

So you can see them coming.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What will you do with the $999,960 remaining?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What will you do with the $999,960 remaining?

1. Lifetime supply of bubblegum flavored purple drank.
2. Gold Level VIP Pass for Dave & Busters.
3. A fresh haircut.
4. Pay my momma's trailer off.
5. $50 savings bond to save for retirement.
6. Become the kingpin of Branson, Missouri.
7. Buy a person.
8. Some sweet ass kicks.
9. A new sound system for my car.
10. Get a car.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
What is the real life span of a twinkie?

 

[SergeantVol]

TRM,

Why is FG such a ruhtard?
Did he:

A. Eat paint chips as a child

B. Get dropped on his head as a baby.

C. Was born that way.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What is the real life span of a twinkie?

I have a two possible answers for this;

1. If left unopened, you will collect Social Security before it goes bad.

2. If the twinkie is in my house, about 1 hour. We love our twinkies.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

Why is FG such a ruhtard?
Did he:

A. Eat paint chips as a child

B. Get dropped on his head as a baby.

C. Was born that way.

I can't accept any of those answers as the truth. He is one of the lesser known members of the Horsemen and has served honorably in that position.

However, we would like for TFG to become more active in some of our fundraising activities and public service projects.