Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

#151
#151
3 young ladies from Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia are waiting in the OBGYN office for exams. The Georgia lady says, "I'm having a BOY!!!" The Alabama lady asks, "How do you know?" The Georgia lady says, "Cause I was on top!!" Then the Tennessee lady says, "I'm having a girl!!!!" The Bama lady asks, "How do you know?" The Tennessee lady says, "Cause I was on bottom!!!" Then the Bama lady starts crying hysterically. The Georgia and Tennessee ladies ask, "What's wrong?" The Bama lady cries, "I'm having puppies!!!"
 
#153
#153
It was reported that Alabama head football coach Nick Saban will only be dressing twenty players for the Tennessee game.

The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
 
#155
#155
whats the difference between a midget quiz bowl team, and the Alabama Girls Track Team?

One is a group of cunning runts,,,,,,
 
#158
#158
A football fan walks into a small shop in Birmingham. He spots a bottle labeled “New York Football Player Brains” , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles.
The clerk replies, “Well, we’ve got Tennessee brains for $10 an ounce, and Alabama football brains for $1,000,000 an ounce.”
The man says, “Why the big difference in price?”
The clerk answers,”Do you know how many Alabama football players we have to kill to get an ounce of brains!”
 
#160
#160
I work @ ringgold chrysler dodge jeep
where u at?
I am fixin' to play rocky top over the phone system!
 
#162
#162
ble, i teach over at heritage middle, yah, all my powerpoint slides for my warm ups have been various TN stompings of alabama this week, i introduced my sixth graders to the osborne brothers yesterday
 
#163
#163
The bammers here are crying like a mashed cat...
They act like the witch in wizard of oz when she got water thrown on her, when they here it.
I think I will play it again...
 
#165
#165
after we beat the dawgs, my favorite was seeing all of those students that were talkin smack before the game, so after the game, i put a picture of the scoreboard on the screen and left it all day, and told random micheal vick related jokes haha
 
#167
#167
GASOUTHERNVOL said:
ble, i teach over at heritage middle, yah, all my powerpoint slides for my warm ups have been various TN stompings of alabama this week, i introduced my sixth graders to the osborne brothers yesterday
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cool, I have two girls one @ graysville in 5th grade and one that's a sophmore @ RHS. we took them to the Ga. game... it was there first... they understand tn football now!
 
#169
#169
staying with ringgold, I know the older one is, the young one is on the fence, I think she is waiting to see where her friends go...

yeah, the monday after the Ga. game I had to go out of town. I was not able to be at work monday, so I came in after the game and changed all the Ga. guys backgrounds to a pic of the scoreboard...

The girls both say Ga. fans are the worst in the schools here
 
#170
#170
yah, thats cool. from my classroom i can see the new high school as its bein built, its gonna be an awesome school. i want to try to transfer over and teach there if i can. after the ga game we had fall break so my students thought i would forget to talk smack when we got back,,, they were mistaken,,,,my classroom has a bunch of tennessee posters and a flag, and georgia southern posters and a gsu flag
 
#172
#172
yah no kiddin, if i would have had more noticed i would have gotten a sub today cause i honestly do not wanna be here right now, im sooo out of it. im ready for happy hour haha
 
#174
#174
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Birmingham, Alabama burned down?



A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park
 
#175
#175
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.

The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"

The guy says, "Nah."

To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"

The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
 
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