Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[NorCalVol67]

I like sour cream okay, but can do without. Guac is mo better.

 

[Behr]

This, is a flawless sammich.

I had that today for lunch, minus the homegrown mater, it was an organic ugly so it was close and I used the peppered bacon instead of the hickory smoked.

It was pretty datgum good I tell ya.

 

[Behr]

Do you just not like green things?

Next you are going to tell Kermit the Frog sucks.

He likes pistachios.

 

[malinoisvol]

Has both.

Purpose = color for aesthetics, presentation... Yellow, red, green, white, dark brown. Texture (slight crunch) and temperature contrast.. Hot and cold.

Flavor = level out saltiness, add bitterness to the umami.

...and provides a contrast of texture.

 

[NorCalVol67]

He likes pistachios.

Oh right.

I could eat pistachios all day if I were a millionaire.

 

[508mikey]

He likes pistachios.

cooked escarole and most green peppers bout it for green

 

[Behr]

...and provides a contrast of texture.

How could I forget that?

 

[malinoisvol]

Grass is good for you.

I've had it on pizza. It comes out in the same form as it went in. My guess is, the human body doesn't have the ability to digest grass. Lol

 

[NorCalVol67]

Braised Swiss Chard is good stuff.
Arugula is one of the greatest things in the world.

 

[508mikey]

Braised Swiss Chard is good stuff.
Arugula is one of the greatest things in the world.

 

[VolNExile]

That's true, but one has never experienced a sandwich at its absolute potential without mayonnaise. It's like masturbation vs intercourse.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[volwindy]

 

[NorCalVol67]

Stephen King will soon release a sequel to The Stand.

It will pit the forces of good - those that like mayo - against the dark forces of evil who are anti mayo.

 

[Behr]

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[Souce]

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[Weezer]

I like mayonnaise.

 

[Weezer]

But not on hamburgers.

 

[Tin Man]

How many rounds of the mayo argument are already in this thread, you reckon?

 

[Weezer]

I don't cook. I just look in here and see what y'all are eating while I'm eating my sammich.

 

[Weezer]

Behr, what is your opinion of fried bologna? I love a good fried bologna sammich.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Behr, what is your opinion of fried bologna? I love a good fried bologna sammich.

Fried Spam sammiches are tasty as well!

 

[Tin Man]

Well, now, I do recall asking earnest questions about cooking, only to be ignored by Behr. If the content of post to this thread are not to his liking, Penis Breath can only blame himself.

 

[Behr]

I like mayonnaise.

I don't use mayonnaise on a burger unless it has onion. I don't always eat a burger that way, but it's tbe only way Ill put mayonnaise on it. Same with a hot dog. I normally just put mustard on my dogs, but every once in a while I like mayonnaise and chopped onion.

Yes, love me some fried bologna sammich. With mayonnaise.

 

[Behr]

Well, now, I do recall asking earnest questions about cooking, only to be ignored by Behr. If the content of post to this thread are not to his liking, Penis Breath can only blame himself.

I answered the last question you asked, but you now have my undivided attention!

I don't know what you mean by blaming myself, but I blame no one else.

Oh wait, is this some of your humor that only you understand? If so, I'm sorry I didn't get it. Jokes on me. Haha, good one!!