Favorite Movie Quotes

#101
#101
A few I like:

"Some times theres not enough rocks." - Forrest Gump

"Col Moore, I dont know how to tell this story." "Well you have to son." - We Were Soldiers

"Earn this" - Saving Private Ryan

"One hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name." -The Alamo

and one less serious that I always find extremely funny:

"Mr Roberts?

MR. ROBERTS?

WILLIAM ROBERTS?

Thought you lost me. You werent kidding were you?

Uhhh Charles Phalen, sir. Stackpole, McFee, Lasiter, and Phalen Attorneys at Law.

How ya doin?" - The opening scene of Young Guns II.
 
#103
#103
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun".
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73XkPQPKiY[/youtube]
 
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#104
#104
"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" Josey Wales
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZi4biEWgd8[/youtube]
 
#106
#106
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No it isn't!
Well what's that then?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on, you pansy!
 
#107
#107
Victory is mine!
Come on then!
What?!
Have at you!
You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine!
Oh, had enough, eh?
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Yes I have!
Look!
It's just a flesh wound.
 
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#108
#108
Right, I'll do you for that!
You'll what?!
Come here!
What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
I'm invincible!
You're a loony.
 
#109
#109
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come patsy.
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
 
#110
#110
that whole movie is quotable!

The irony of MP and the Holy Grail is how miserable all the cast and crew were filming it. Check out the making-of documentary if you're a fan - it's pretty interesting.
 
#111
#111
"If you build it, he will come."

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."
 
#112
#112
Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Meet the parents
 
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#114
#114
"Hey Blinkin!"
"Did you say Abe Lincoln?"

"Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo."
"A jew? Here??"
 
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#119
"Let me tell you something kid, everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either 'cause they're too scared, or because they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. This is your big chance, and you shouldn't let it go by..."

"Remember kid there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die.Follow your heart kid and you'll never go wrong."

Babe Ruth from The sandlot
 
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#120
#120
"Try your best? Losers try their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!"

Sean Connery in "The Rock"


"You're the G**D****** devil!"

Jason Segel in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
 
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#121
#121
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

MAYNARD: Amen.

ALL: Amen.

ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!

KNIGHT: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
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#122
#122
He's the best there is.
I thought your the best there is,
Chance favors the prepared mind.
No one beats me in the kitchen.

Under siege 2 dark territory
 
#123
#123
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real ****."

Kill Bill II
 
#124
#124
zjcvols said:
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real ****."

Kill Bill II
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Do not say this quote to your girlfriend if she has not seen the movie. Bad idea.
 
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