Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[NorCalVol67]

Now that's a genius plan

Joe, I think you need to google the definition of genius.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

 

[pismonque]

Joe, I think you need to google the definition of genius.

Oh come on, he lives in north Georgia! A person who can write his name and wipe his ass with different hands is considered a genius there.

 

[joevol33]

Oh come on, he lives in north Georgia! A person who can write his name and wipe his ass with different hands is considered a genius there.

Truth!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

Wait! They still have Kmart in Florida?

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden while eating spaghetti with bare hands | Fox News

 

[GVF]

Your Florida man zodiac sign

August 13...Florida Man Arrested in "Stand Your Ground" Shooting...

 

[YankeeVol]

Large bird attacks and kills its fallen owner in Florida

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

30 Extremely Bizarre "Florida Man" Stories That Prove That America's In Far More Trouble Than We Thought

 

[Grand Vol]

30 Extremely Bizarre "Florida Man" Stories That Prove That America's In Far More Trouble Than We Thought

Apparently the author has never been to an Alabama home game.

 

[pismonque]

30 Extremely Bizarre "Florida Man" Stories That Prove That America's In Far More Trouble Than We Thought

Not sure why anyone would expect otherwise. Take a look at a map, Florida is the nation's dangling appendage. And given where we've been, is it any wonder that appendage is covered with all manner of weird and nasty organisms?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[pismonque]

Florida Bunny?

 

[YankeeVol]

I’m impressed

 

[Behr]

Not sure why anyone would expect otherwise. Take a look at a map, Florida is the nation's dangling appendage. And given where we've been, is it any wonder that appendage is covered with all manner of weird and nasty organisms?

And we thrive on Tourist.

 

[utvolpj]

Just to complete the story. Dummy wanted fame instead of freedom

Easter Bunny brawler is Pasco man and fugitive from New Jersey with violent past

 

[TopsideVol]

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say

He was probably wearing a Florida Gators muscle shirt and jorts

 

[GVF]

Oh come on, he lives in north Georgia! A person who can write his name and wipe his ass with different hands is considered a genius there.

Hold on there...hittin close to home...lol

 

[TopsideVol]

Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop

 

[Weezer]

Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop

Guess he was looking for fish.

 

[YankeeVol]

FL is stupid

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

 

[GVF]

FL is stupid

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

Kinda have to agree with him. Freedom of speech. "Talk to the Hole."

 

[tntar heel]

WATCH: Florida man arrested for hanging out sunroof while driving on I-4

I'd rather go to jail than go back home. Damn.

 

[Ace]

https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/florida-man-tells-cops-playing-basketball-naked-enhances-skills/

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