Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[VolNExile]

Well FL woman here but

Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say

All that and a can of chips?

She must have read about Texas Woman who was cruising the WalMart parking lot in a motorized wheelchair while drinking wine out of a Pringles can.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Well FL woman here but

Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say

I bet shed really heat up for some jalapeno Pringles

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[508mikey]

Cops: Man made threats to Tyler Trent's mother

did it ever come out as to why the idiot did this ?

 

[joevol33]

Dang

 

[Tin Man]

REPORT: Woman arrested for dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

REPORT: Woman arrested for dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot

 

[NorCalVol67]

REPORT: Woman arrested for dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot

Waffle House, good for fighting and getting nekkid.

 

[pismonque]

Waffle House, good for fighting and getting nekkid.

Like for correct use of "and" rather than "or".

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Florida man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say

“They spent their final hours having sex and listening to metal band Quiet Riot.”

****in A, man.

 

[ETV]

Florida man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say

“They spent their final hours having sex and listening to metal band Quiet Riot.”

****in A, man.

That's so messed up.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Florida man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say

“They spent their final hours having sex and listening to metal band Quiet Riot.”

****in A, man.

Ma mama, we're all crazy now!

 

[DEFENDTHISHOUSE]

'Sinkhole' in Florida revealed to be a secret tunnel leading to a bank

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

'Sinkhole' in Florida revealed to be a secret tunnel leading to a bank

I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

That's so messed up.

*meth'ed up

 

[jvol1]

Florida Mayor?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/22/us/f...or-accused-of-firing-gun-at-police/index.html

 

[Weezer]

Well FL woman here but

Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say

Wonder if she swallowed the evidence?

 

[LouderVol]

Florida man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say

“They spent their final hours having sex and listening to metal band Quiet Riot.”

****in A, man.

First that dude dont look 58. Drugs aged him hard. Secondly good for them. Cant think of a better way to go.

 

[ETV]

First that dude dont look 58. Drugs aged him hard. Secondly good for them. Cant think of a better way to go.

Minus the meth, right?

 

[LouderVol]

Minus the meth, right?

If it keeps you going might as well. What's it going to do? Kill her? She was already running on a stop watch

 

[YankeeVol]

Florida Woman Offers Her ‘Services’ After Striking Guy’s Vehicle

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Florida Woman Offers Her ‘Services’ After Striking Guy’s Vehicle

Appropriate name

 

[YankeeVol]

Could go in the WTF Thread

Florida man tries to board flight with rocket propelled grenade launcher

 

[YankeeVol]

Never change FL

Florida Man Breaks Guy’s Nose For Not Moving Out Of The Way For Wedding Photos

 

[YankeeVol]

Another one

Florida woman shoots boyfriend for snoring: deputies