Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[Weezer]

Florida Woman Offers Her ‘Services’ After Striking Guy’s Vehicle

Well, her last name is Head....

 

[golfballs]

Your Florida man zodiac sign

 

[golfballs]

Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road

There's never a bad time for pancakes

 

[joevol33]

I'm in Florida until Sunday. Anybody gonna bail me out if i can make the news!?

 

[NorCalVol67]

I'm in Florida until Sunday. Anybody gonna bail me out if i can make the news!?

I got you covered. Make it a good one.

 

[malinoisvol]

I'm in Florida until Sunday. Anybody gonna bail me out if i can make the news!?

I got you covered. Make it a good one.

Be sure to get it on video!

 

[mrmax86]

Your Florida man zodiac sign

Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot

 

[LouderVol]

Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...-man-guilty-of-dismembering-father-not-murder

 

[VolNExile]

Here are wild Florida Man stories that might fit your Florida Man challenge

 

[volfanhill]

I'm in Florida until Sunday. Anybody gonna bail me out if i can make the news!?

Make sure you don’t wear your pointy hood otherwise we won’t know it’s you.

 

[BenGrimm]

John Legend stoke my challenge entry. We apparently share a birthday and when I google it all I get is articles about him tweeting the challenge.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator

Watch video. Ouch.

 

[NorCalVol67]

It only cost me 2K to free @joevol33.

A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act

 

[joevol33]

It only cost me 2K to free @joevol33.

A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act

I appreciate the help

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

 

[RDU VOL#14]

From above article... this is gold

“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?" the victim told the WKMC-TV.

“It started out as a relationship, that lasted about a week," the victim told WKMC-TV. "I've let him use my car for four months, maybe he's angry about that. Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth”

 

[YankeeVol]

Florida Man Allegedly Told Underage Battery Victim He Was 'Instagram Famous'

 

[NorCalVol67]

Florida Man Allegedly Told Underage Battery Victim He Was 'Instagram Famous'

Influencer gone bad.

$822 for an Uber from Texas to Florida? That is cheap.

 

[golfballs]

Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

 

[pismonque]

Minutes after being released from jail, a Florida man was arrested in the parking lot for breaking into cars

In the parking lot of the damn jail. That's gotta be a recidivism record.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Minutes after being released from jail, a Florida man was arrested in the parking lot for breaking into cars

In the parking lot of the damn jail. That's gotta be a recidivism record.

You have to admire his dedication to his craft.

 

[golfballs]

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

 

[joevol33]

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

Now that's a genius plan

 

[tumscalcium]

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

It happens sometimes.