Go to hell, Alabama! (and everyone else) (merged)

[volatil]

Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

The thread title itself makes this a win. Fawk bama!


PS: My phone auto-corrects bama to Obama. Coincidence, I think not.

 

[DocVOLiday]

I can never get the video in these but here's the link to a classic.
1995 Tennessee-Alabama post-game in Birmingham, Alabama - YouTube

I watched that vid on youtube (since you posted it), then managed to watch about an hour to an hour and a half of old VOL games from the 90's era. I was bored, and you helped me out. Thank you sir. :hi:

 

[SmokeySteve]

Sitting on the can this morning, this old cheer we used to do came to mind.

Around the bowl and down the hole - roll tide roll.....

 

[AshG]

That's weird, since the U of A medical school is in Birmingham.

It's been a while since my father told me the story , I'm more than glad to call her, get the correct location, and fix my post.

 

[orangetd88]

I agree.

Alabama should go to...Alabama.

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

I would pull for North Korea and goosestep in one of their military parades before I would pull for the teabaggers.

 

[SlipKidVol]

Buck Fama!

Buck Fama

 

[ThreatLevelOrange]

I thought alabama was already in alabama.

Just like Spinal Tap used to sing, "you know where you stand in a hell hole."

 

[SuperDave]

I watched that vid on youtube (since you posted it), then managed to watch about an hour to an hour and a half of old VOL games from the 90's era. I was bored, and you helped me out. Thank you sir. :hi:

Glad I could help.. those were some fun times and hopefully we are on our way back.

 

[JonWard]

There are lot of ways one could find himself on hell. For me the quickest way is I59 south.

 

[SpiritOfNeyland]

I almost fought a guy last night at Tin Roof for yelling Roll Tide during Dixieland Delight....he proceeded to try to buy me a drink after I shoulder checked his girl in an impromptu mosh pit...not on purpose. But she did go to Alabama.

 

[Biopsyman]

Lay bricks, lay some wood too!

 

[TuskALoosa]

Vols are coming for you, Brick by Brick

Go to hell

Your school definitely puts out the labor force to get the brick laying and digging done. I'll give you that.

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

Your school definitely puts out the labor force to get the brick laying and digging done. I'll give you that.

What the f*** ever, teabagger. Middle Tennessee is crawling with desperate job-seeking Bammers who have migrated up here because your Third World state has no jobs. If y'all luv yer Tahd so much, keep your sorry arses out of our godly state and go back to Hayl where you belong!:the_finger:

 

[ocean beach vol]

Class or ignorance? hmy:

ironic that you would post this...you just cant pass on a chance to be brainless... Go Vols

 

[DownTheField]

What the f*** ever, teabagger. Middle Tennessee is crawling with desperate job-seeking Bammers who have migrated up here because your Third World state has no jobs. If y'all luv yer Tahd so much, keep your sorry arses out of our godly state and go back to Hayl where you belong!:the_finger:

usually i find this level of discourse annoying... but i lol'd

 

[DownTheField]

I almost fought a guy last night at Tin Roof for yelling Roll Tide during Dixieland Delight....he proceeded to try to buy me a drink after I shoulder checked his girl in an impromptu mosh pit...not on purpose. But she did go to Alabama.

he sounds like a nice guy... hopefully yall kissed and made up

 

[ChattTownVol83]

Your school definitely puts out the labor force to get the brick laying and digging done. I'll give you that.

...Said the pot to the kettle. Are you forgetting that four players from your squad got arrested for armed robbery this past season?

 

[onevol74]

Your school definitely puts out the labor force to get the brick laying and digging done. I'll give you that.

All the Bama fans I know work at McDonalds or Burger King.

 

[volatil]

Your school definitely puts out the labor force to get the brick laying and digging done. I'll give you that.

No way you could know that, trailers aren't bricked.

 

[DocVOLiday]

No way you could know that, trailers aren't bricked.

Boom, roasted!!

 

[ocean beach vol]

You're half way home.

TUSKtimes is a weekly reader about all the bama idiots that still have that one tooth...and Tuskaloosa translates into "one wiggly fang"...Go Vols

 

[ocean beach vol]

What school isn't?

the school of hard knocks...the school laura ingles went to on little house on the prairie...a school of fish...lots of em mr. bow bow trying to be smarty pants...Go Vols

 

[Weee'rre Baaccckk]

Alabama sucks!