Profile of the typical Gayfer fan:
Saw this gem after we loss the Daffy Gaffney phantom "catch" game. Ugly arse old woman in her Gayfer shirt with greasy dark hair and those big arse sunglasses that old woman used to wear on the Match Game (can't remember her name - she was always on there with Charles Nelson Reilly). She had wrinkly, leathery skin that was thoroughly damaged by Floriduh's brutal sun rays, she had a Virginia Slim dangling out of her weather-beaten lips, and was croaking, "Go Gatahs!" She is what I think of when I envision the typical Floridiot.