There's this mysterious waterfowl roaming around in my yard.... It waddles, it quacks, it poops in a particularly odd way, has webbed feet, and was on its way south for the winter.
I mean, it could be some kind of swan or a goose I suppose.... I'm not an ornithologist. But I'm pretty sure it's a duck.....
And until an actual ornithologist tells me otherwise, it's a reasonable assumption to make based on the facts at hand. And if it does turn out to be some kind of swan or goose I'm not familiar with that just happens to look like a duck? I'll apologize to it for assuming it was a duck and move on..... I'm guessing the bird will give the same number of ****s either way.
You're making this out to be a case of "You're a horrible, horrible, person for making what appear to be reasonable assumptions" and others of us are saying "What drunk *** said makes sense and I can see it happening that way". In the absence of JM's statement that's gonna happen whether you (or anyone else for that matter) like it or not.
And seriously, neither you nor I will affect what happens here.... Irrespective of the conclusions I (or you) jump to.
Oh, and if some random drunk dude insults me and later ends up unconscious, leaking hemoglobin, and missing teeth right outside my front door? Feel free to reach whatever conclusions you'd like... I'll give just as many s***s as the aforementioned bird....