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[Orangeburst]

Being in the water around NYC or New Jersey is never “ the safest thing you can do “ .

Body surfing

 

[Smokey'sHandler]

Took the wife and kids out for an afternoon boat ride yesterday. Thank goodness we don’t live in Michigan where we might have caught CV from the other three boats we saw 100s of yards away.

 

[hUTch2002]

Its yearly I sh!t you not. This and explaining the whole welfare thing to people. I have to keep coming up with real world examples that I think he can grasp.

Well you’re doing yeoman’s work.

 

[BigOrangeD]

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Andrew Yang Proposes $2,000 Monthly Stimulus, Warns Many Jobs Are ‘Gone for Good’

Now they're going to pay you to be locked down. So Bernie Bros, you want a socialist government well guess what you're living it.

 

[Smokey'sHandler]

It’s called Anything But Trump politics. The Dems would praise and endorse Putin if he came out and spoke badly of Trump. It’s just the sad politics of today.

 

[GAVol]

Andrew Yang Proposes $2,000 Monthly Stimulus, Warns Many Jobs Are ‘Gone for Good’

I think it’s a wrongheaded approach, but if you ever listen to Yang, he actually lays out a thoughtful argument rather than falling back on typical liberal talking points.

 

[Septic]

Another deep insight from Septic.

I’m surprised you didn’t try to get a “whataboutism” in the somewhere.

If you don't like getting called out for whataboutisims, don't do it.

Problem solved.

 

[NCFisher]

Covid-19 is only 26,000 deaths behind the flu for the year in the US.

But 26K fewer died from COVID-19!
COVID-19!

 

[NCFisher]

Really? They doing a lot of surfing in NY?

"I surfed Staten Island and all I got were these hypodermic punctures"

 

[davethevol]

"I surfed Staten Island and all I got were these hypodermic punctures"

It’s a big hub for Great Whites this time of year.

 

[NCFisher]

The main thing Biden has to offer is the first female President who will start off as his VP should he win the election.

Yes, that's what all great presidents have been missing - a vagina.

 

[BigOrangeD]

It’s called Anything But Trump politics. The Dems would praise and endorse Putin if he came out and spoke badly of Trump. It’s just the sad politics of today.

Truth.

 

[DC_Vol]

FFS. Rate of increase goes down as the amounts become larger when talking about the deficit and spending.
I know you don't do math well so here we go (this is literally the 100th time Ive explained this to you by the way):

Your wife punches you in the face 10 times a day for sitting down when peeing. The next day she punches you 30 times for catching you watching My Little Pony. 200% increase! THATS HORRIBLE.

Your wife punches you 9,000,000,000 times in the face for not finishing your soy milk. The next day she hits you 13,000,000,000 times for not finishing your Tofurkey. 44% increase.

Understand? Are you able to deduce which scenario might be worse?


Democrats almost always increase the deficit by the larger number. Trump will be the exception.

Luther, finish your tofurkey and soy milk!!

 

[NCFisher]

It’s a big hub for Great Whites this time of year.

Picky, picky:..
"My friend was eaten by a Staten Island Great White, and all I got were these hypodermic punctures"

 

[DC_Vol]

Why, are you looking for a girlfriend?

Bravo

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Took the wife and kids out for an afternoon boat ride yesterday. Thank goodness we don’t live in Michigan where we might have caught CV from the other three boats we saw 100s of yards away.

Naw they got your license, your ticket is in the mail.

 

[n_huffhines]

 

[n_huffhines]

They was not protesting social distancing they was protesting that they can't fish take a boat out and can't go to a hardware store. The Governor of Michigan is a wacko.

Ok, glad we got a guy here who knows with detailed specificity why each protester was there. What does it have to do with Trump?

 

[Stew Cook]

I sure wish I could have a job where I could claim TOTAL AUTHORITY while also deflecting and refusing to carry any of the blame or criticism.

Everyone said he is wrong... GOSH!! Some people just can't let a little declaration of authoritarianism go..

 

[NurseGoodVol]

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I noticed shortly after his election he gave Hillary a pass. Said he was going to leave her alone. Why?

 

[n_huffhines]

I noticed shortly after his election he gave Hillary a pass. Said he was going to leave her alone. Why?

Clearly she's a CI and he's using her to take down the Obamas! WIG1GWGOI

 

[utvolpj]

I noticed shortly after his election he gave Hillary a pass. Said he was going to leave her alone. Why?

Because they were/are friends. They were getting together even after the election. When you play your friends in sports do you hate them based on the final result?

 

[Purple Tiger]

Andrew Yang Proposes $2,000 Monthly Stimulus, Warns Many Jobs Are ‘Gone for Good’

Sadly, many jobs will be gone for good.

 

[Stew Cook]

Basically because they do the work to eradicate global diseases. I guess it would be unthinkable that one of those could affect us.

But we can always send in Kushner to smack down pockets of plague and polio, in a pinch.