Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Grand Vol]

I haven't seen you promote yourself this hard before.

Neither has Mrs. Hogg

 

[hog88]

Right now he’s probably the only one that could wrangle an invite.

Duh. People like me better than you neanderthals.

 

[McDad]

@Y9 Vol if it helps hog88 score a seat on your vessel, i have it on good authority that Mrs. hog88 goes topless in international waters.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Duh. People like me better than you neanderthals.

You’re also apparently sober at cast off. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

 

[AM64]

I haven't seen you promote yourself this hard before.

"Pimp" is probably the word you were looking for.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

What if I bring my friends?

a pic of his actual friends...

 

[hog88]

Your training sucks. Normally the blender is running before mooring lines are cast off. Duh.

Dude I don't know who taught you to run a boat but the blender is female territory.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Just wait until this guy comes knocking

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Ease up, that man drove the USS Saratoga. He's a professional.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Dude I don't know who taught you to run a boat but the blender is female territory.

Rookie. Where did I say I was running the blender. The first mate is always female, hawt, and blender certified.

 

[hog88]

@Y9 Vol if it helps hog88 score a seat on your vessel, i have it on good authority that Mrs. hog88 goes topless in international waters.

I do too, just saying.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Hey it’s got a galley. Go make us some sammiches!

Show me the $$$... good sammich makers aren’t cheap..

 

[hog88]

You’re also apparently sober at cast off. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

True. But someone has to back the trailer.

 

[McDad]

@Y9 Vol , is this your captain?

 

[hog88]

Rookie. Where did I say I was running the blender. The first mate is always female, hawt, and blender certified.

I don't know, I've been on a few boats where the guys 2nd or 3rd mate was running the blender. Never been on one with a 4th mate though, 3 is about all even a rich man can afford.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Ok, guys ...... I don't know who she is but .......... thought I would share anyway ..... enjoy !!

Run away from that as fast as you can.

 

[Grand Vol]

Show me the $$$... good sammich makers aren’t cheap..

He has ammo. I'm sure The Bearded One would make him a sammich for a reasonable trade.

 

[McDad]

I don't know, I've been on a few boats where the guys 2nd or 3rd mate was running the blender. Never been on one with a 4th mate though, 3 is about all even a rich man can afford.

Are you suggesting Y9 isn't rich enough to need me as 4th mate???

He, and I as his 4th mate, take umbrage at your slight. Umbrage.

 

[McDad]

He has ammo. I'm sure The Bearded One would make him a sammich for a reasonable trade.

Freak doesn't allow euphemisms for female genitalia here.

This is a family site.

 

[hog88]

Are you suggesting Y9 isn't rich enough to need me as 4th mate???

He, and I as his 4th mate, take umbrage at your slight. Umbrage.

My attempt at funny must have been on LGs level. Mate as in wife

 

[Grand Vol]

This is a family site.

Since when?

 

[NorthDallas40]

I don't know, I've been on a few boats where the guys 2nd or 3rd mate was running the blender. Never been on one with a 4th mate though, 3 is about all even a rich man can afford.

My tonnage and crew size ends at first mate. Every one after that is just non precious cargo

 

[Grand Vol]

Yep...

 

[LouderVol]

Where has this team been?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Where has this team been?

Vols up 16 w/less than 4 minutes to play.

We hang on to win this one we have Bama tomorrow.

 

[LouderVol]

Vols up 16 w/less than 4 minutes to play.

We hang on to win this one we have Bama tomorrow.

We look good for games and then we disappear. Got to keep it on in tournament time.