Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#56,301
McDad said:
Here's a first:
Random dude walked to my front door. Dogs going wild. He's covered in blood, scraps, and a huge shiner below an eye. He was riding his mini bike, got distracted and ran into our brick mailbox. He was headed to his friend's house down the road.

He didn't want an ambulance. Didn't want me to call family. Just wanted to get to his buddy's. So we loaded up the bike in the truck and I took him there.
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RIP your kidneys. @Weezer you still need a liver?
 
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#56,302
#56,302
McDad said:
Here's a first:
Random dude walked to my front door. Dogs going wild. He's covered in blood, scraps, and a huge shiner below an eye. He was riding his mini bike, got distracted and ran into our brick mailbox. He was headed to his friend's house down the road.

He didn't want an ambulance. Didn't want me to call family. Just wanted to get to his buddy's. So we loaded up the bike in the truck and I took him there.
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By "I took him there" you really meant he is chained to cinder blocks in your basement.
 
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So in addition to the mortgage lien release I received notice today that my pension check had been cut on 9/1 and was in its way to my financial advisor. My healthcare premium direct debit and my 401k direct deposit worked as intended also on 9/1 according to the bank records. It would appear that I am now officially retired 😎
 
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NorthDallas40 said:
Soooooo I’d be lying if I said I didn’t bring it up to the wife at some point. But not for years down the road.

We have no children other than our pets. And it’s written in our wills that whomever takes on the burden of our pets at the time of our demise will be rewarded for their efforts.

It’s absolutely stupid for us to go to our final reward with a million dollar + property and a million + in the bank. I’ve told our financial planner the same thing. Her point is correct right now. We’re still quite young for retirement so we need to play a little defense right now.

But eventually we need to open the spigot on the pretax accounts and either sell this property and downsize to pull equity out or look at means to pull it out. I really couldn’t care less what happens to it after we’re gone.
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You owe it to me since you stood me up. And I am young enough to enjoy it.
 
#56,315
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McDad said:
Here's a first:
Random dude walked to my front door. Dogs going wild. He's covered in blood, scraps, and a huge shiner below an eye. He was riding his mini bike, got distracted and ran into our brick mailbox. He was headed to his friend's house down the road.

He didn't want an ambulance. Didn't want me to call family. Just wanted to get to his buddy's. So we loaded up the bike in the truck and I took him there.
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You can expect his attorney to contact you sometime in the next week about the lawsuit he'll be filing against you.
 
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Weezer said:
I mean, only after you're gone. I wouldn't disrespect you like that. Once she's offed you, I just assume you no longer mind.
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I’m sure I won’t care at all. And unless you can clean up into a 20 year old hunky Latin pool boy you might be facing an uphill battle dude just sayin’
 
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NorthDallas40 said:
So in addition to the mortgage lien release I received notice today that my pension check had been cut on 9/1 and was in its way to my financial advisor. My healthcare premium direct debit and my 401k direct deposit worked as intended also on 9/1 according to the bank records. It would appear that I am now officially retired 😎
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Congrats, ND40!
 
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