Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Vol423]

I’m sure I won’t care at all. And unless you can clean up into a 20 year old hunky Latin pool boy you might be facing an uphill battle dude just sayin’

What if he identifies as a 20 year-old, Latin pool boy? Will that suffice?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Congrats, ND40!

Pretty sure the morons made a $30k error in my favor too but I see no reason to intercede and halt this financial transaction for a silly non issue like that

 

[Weezer]

I’m sure I won’t care at all. And unless you can clean up into a 20 year old hunky Latin pool boy you might be facing an uphill battle dude just sayin’

Are you sayin' I look nothing like a hunky 20yo Latin pool boy???!

 

[Vol423]

Pretty sure the morons made a $30k error in my favor too but I see no reason to intercede and halt this financial transaction for a silly non issue like that

Sounds like a retirement bonus. How generous!

 

[NorthDallas40]

What if he identifies as a 20 year-old, Latin pool boy? Will that suffice?

Not up to him or me at that point. Just remember … all Latinas are crazy and looking for a reason to kill the object of their affection.

 

[Vol423]

Are you sayin' I look nothing like a hunky 20yo Latin pool boy???!

You very well may, but I picture you as your avatar.

 

[Weezer]

You very well may, but I picture you as your avatar.

So dead sexy?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Are you sayin' I look nothing like a hunky 20yo Latin pool boy???!

The junk pictures mcdaddio showed me makes me think you identify as a late middle age withered smallish raisin

 

[NorthDallas40]

I’m it’s been a hard day of being retired and doing nothing I need a nap before XBox time this evening. Gotta pace myself.

 

[Vol423]

I’m it’s been a hard day of being retired and doing nothing I need a nap before XBox time this evening. Gotta pace myself.

It does sound exhausting!

 

[Weezer]

The junk pictures mcdaddio showed me makes me think you identify as a late middle age withered smallish raisin

Not sure what McDad's personal nudz have to do with me, and that was kind of harsh any way. He's workin' with what he's got.

 

[hog88]

So in addition to the mortgage lien release I received notice today that my pension check had been cut on 9/1 and was in its way to my financial advisor. My healthcare premium direct debit and my 401k direct deposit worked as intended also on 9/1 according to the bank records. It would appear that I am now officially retired

Get your AARP card, dark grandpa sunglasses, sun hat and you’re all set for old age…..

 

[NorthDallas40]

Sounds like a retirement bonus. How generous!

Honestly it’s hard to tell without having all the relevant actuarial “factors” used in the model. According to the last set of model data I had when they gave me my estimate it’s too high but they could be using updated actuarial data which expects me to live a bit longer now

 

[hog88]

Eh gonna need to ponder that bit. I’m getting older so it takes more effort to get in the mood

I bet a blue plate special would get you moving….

 

[NorthDallas40]

Get your AARP card, dark grandpa sunglasses, sun hat and you’re all set for old age…..

Dude… got that whole package at 55. And my dark grandpa glasses are slick. RayBan club masters

 

[hog88]

Please let her know I'm available.

I called dibs bud.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I bet a blue plate special would get you moving….

Depends on how much grease was in it I’d guess

 

[NorthDallas40]

And you bastards are interfering in my nap!

 

[Weezer]

I called dibs bud.

You have a wife. Polygamy is against the law.

 

[ETV]

I’m it’s been a hard day of being retired and doing nothing I need a nap before XBox time this evening. Gotta pace myself.

You should be on ford svt site and ordering a crate engine for that mustang. That should keep you occupied. car time.

 

[volfanhill]

Get your AARP card, dark grandpa sunglasses, sun hat and you’re all set for old age…..

A few Tommy Bahama shirts for cruises are a must

 

[AM64]

Oh sure I’ll be happy to provide one now before we agree to terms … on money my Latina wife will have after I’m long dead after she offs me

So your crazy Latina wife is your version of Kathy Bates and you need to keep her occupied so you won't be the one?

 

[LouderVol]

Oh sure I’ll be happy to provide one now before we agree to terms … on money my Latina wife will have after I’m long dead after she offs me

You know now that you are retired you are much more replaceable and not bringing in much value anymore.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You should be on ford svt site and ordering a crate engine for that mustang. That should keep you occupied. car time.

Could just finish the twin screw blower I’ve had for it forever. I’ve got a 2.3L Kenny bell I’m the shop

 

[NorthDallas40]

So your crazy Latina wife is your version of Kathy Bates and you need to keep her occupied so you won't be the one?

Sounds right