Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

Neighbor across the street is a member at another course nearby. I just go with him and get all the free range balls I want

This is good..What is a Condor? Never heard of it

Odds of a Hole-in One, Albatross, Condor and Golf's Other Unlikely Shots

 

[NorthDallas40]

This is good..What is a Condor? Never heard of it

Odds of a Hole-in One, Albatross, Condor and Golf's Other Unlikely Shots

Me either

 

[VolStrom]

If anyone of you super rich people here are looking to buy a new Hummer EV, watch this video.

 

[Orangeburst]

Me either

They must be playing on concrete. used to play Concord GC..short hard public like a 59 par course with upside down chili bowl greens. We called it Concrete..Middle Valley was Sketter Valley (mosquitos) and Moccasin Bend was Sewer Bend (by the sewage plant). Hey where we going to play phone call..ummmm Skeeter Valley. Good times.

The most recent recorded condor was achieved on December 20, 2020 by Kevin Pon at Lake Chabot Golf Course in Oakland, CA on the 667 yard par-6 18th hole. This is the only recorded condor to have happened on a par-6.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Orangeburst]

If anyone of you super rich people here are looking to buy a new Hummer EV, watch this video.

Kill switches on F-35 have been a topic. There are kill or limiting switches on everything

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

She's gonna be available with about $100m of goat money.

 

[Grand Vol]

OU fans learning how to be a Vol fan for the last decade or so...

Adrianna Berzoza on TikTok

 

[LouderVol]

She's gonna be available with about $100m of goat money.

Why would she want that chump change?

 

[LouderVol]

Best explanation for salt life I have heard, is that it's so dang humid all the time you are always sweating. So when you get into the ocean it doesnt even make a difference. You are precoated in salt.

 

[McDad]

@hog88 do you like bourbon?

 

[NorthDallas40]

OU fans learning how to be a Vol fan for the last decade or so...

Adrianna Berzoza on TikTok

They really need to pace themselves because their 40 years in the wilderness is just beginning.

 

[hog88]

@hog88 do you like bourbon?

I do and that must be some good stuff

 

[StarRaider]

 

[Weezer]

I need to get a haircut. I hear a rich Brazilian supermodel is about to be back on the market.

 

[StarRaider]

I need to get a haircut. I hear a rich Brazilian supermodel is about to be back on the market.

 

[Weezer]

Some women appreciate a hairy chest.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

 

[AM64]

OU fans learning how to be a Vol fan for the last decade or so...

Adrianna Berzoza on TikTok

I really hate that the SEC made us take OK off the menu; it was time for some revenge while the shoe is on the other foot.

 

[AM64]

They really need to pace themselves because their 40 years in the wilderness is just beginning.

Here's hoping Bama and OH St and some others get a turn in the wilderness soon and learn what it's all about. Seems like too many people reveled in our trials.

 

[Vol423]

She's gonna be available with about $100m of goat money.

I highly doubt it. She’s reportedly worth far more money than Tom Brady. Maybe Tom will get alimony.

 

[McDad]

@Septic
Haven't seen you post since the Hurricane. I sincerely hope you and your family are well.

 

[VolStrom]

I need to get a haircut. I hear a rich Brazilian supermodel is about to be back on the market.

So just so we're clear here, you're looking to get a Brazilian?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

These are usually quite funny...note the UT reference by LSU when talking to "Heavens Miracle Department " lmao

 

[Weezer]

So just so we're clear here, you're looking to get a Brazilian?

Yes. Don't be jealous.

Or turned on.